LMAO at the quote to the left of Vanessa.A female is nude in front of her boyfriend who she's been dating for a year and because she wants to sunbathe, some picture will "prove she's not" a good girl?!

I really wanna write for the tabs. The first thing I would do is make sure they don't censor pics like this. Does Nick have a burrito or a rolled taco? We could find out why Jessica Simpson filed for divorce. And is Vanessa shaved? Are her nips micro, like those dime sized nipples - I hate those. Show us the truth, dammit!