This Sucks!

I love me a crazy ass bitch story, however, Lisa Nowak isn't as crazy as previously reported!Despite reports, former astronaut Lisa Nowak was not wearing a diaper when she drove from Florida to Houston, allegedly to attack a romantic rival,

"The biggest lie is this preposterous tale," said defense attorney Donald Lykkebak, according to Florida Today.

Nowak pleaded not guilty to charges of attempted kidnapping, battery and attempted vehicle burglary in the attack on Air Force Capt. Colleen Shipman, who was dating Nowak's former lover, space shuttle pilot Bill Oefelein.

According to reports, Nowak wore special astronaut diapers so that she could drive without stopping from Houston to the Orlando International Airport, where she allegedly attacked Shipman on Feb. 5.

Lykkebak said his client had been subject to ridicule due to the reports and explained that the diapers found in her car were in fact toddler-size.

Nowak, a mother of three, and her family had been forced to evacuate their Houston home during the 2005 hurricane season, he said, and the diapers had been used by the children and parents on that trip.

"A lie repeated over and over and over again can overcome the truth," said Lykkebak, who added that the diapers are not in evidence and were not investigated by police.

Honestly, the diaper report got this ho some press and in her case, bad press is better than no press at all. Like a psycho ass bitch, Lisa drove across the country for some dick and she didn't even get her chance to get off. She was arrested, lost her job and she still didn't get any dick. Tragic. Her fifteen minutes of fame is her consolation prize.

I'm getting weary of sensationalism. The media ran with this diaper rumor. Actually, I'm not mad at anyone. This story gave everyone a good laugh. I hope Lisa turns into a lesbian in prison. Something tells me she's a passionate lover.

People