June 2007 News Archive (Page 2)

Lily Allen Parodies Amy Winehouse on British TV

They really got the beehive right! Every time I see Amy Winehouse, I think of a real life Marge Simpson.

Amy's hair looks ridiculous, but she's brilliant. Besides having a beautiful voice, Ms. Winehouse's signature 'do really helps her stand out. I'd love to meet her so I could investigate what she's hiding in there. If we were friends, I'd always have a place to put my keys.

Lily Allen is happy

Update: Lily has also been arrested for attacking the paparazzi

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Isaiah Washington Just Keeps Going and Going and Going

Isaiah Washington is at it again!!! And, since I have a gossip blog, I feel like I should cover his nonsense. He's going to cause me to go into early retirement. Isaiah had an interview with Newsweek titled "Diary of an Angry Black Man" Here are some excerpts:

"I said a lot of negative things that were never reported, but there was one word that caught everyone's attention, particularly someone who wasn't even in the room with us. It was a fight between two men that shouldn't have happened. But someone heard the booming voice of a black man and got really scared and that was the beginning of the end for me. I see that now, but I didn't then."

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"If a black man can't get forgiveness in this country, when so many other people like Robert Downey Jr. and the governor of California get second and third chances … I think that says a lot about race and this country."

My mother had several cross-dressing friends who she sometimes referred to with names I'd never use, but she didn't know any better. There was no hate, just lack of awareness."

"That's what's hurt me so much with all this. I was doing what I'm doing in Africa for yearsâ€"before Angelina and Bono. But I've worked at homeless shelters for years and given money to make sure people knew they didn't have to be hungry or the street. I have shared my blessings, but all that changed when this happened and it's truly heartbreaking for me.''

"Well, it didn't help me on the set that I was a black man who wasn't a mush-mouth Negro walking around with his head in his hands all the time. I didn't speak like I'd just left the plantation and that can be a problem for people sometime."

Whew!!!! Considering that Grey's Anatomy's creator Shonda Rhimes is an African American female who defended Isaiah and said she was offended that people thought it was simple to just replace a black male actor, his statements are a slap in the face to her and African Americans everywhere - because they don't make any sense!!!

I think Isaiah would have kept his job if he didn't grab the microphone at the Golden Globe awards and say, "I didn't call T.R. a faggot!" The cast was trying to move past it and no one asked his dumb ass at that moment! Shonda was telling the press how excited she was to win her award when he acted a fool.

I wish I could tell you that all of this would end, but Isaiah's going to be on Larry King Live and you know he's going to continue to spew more nonsense. I feel SO sorry for him. He just keeps on making himself look worse and worse and worse. Amazing!

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Britney Spears Gives Her Mom Legal Papers Telling Her To 'Stay Away'

Britney Spears gave her mom a present today -- a lawyer's letter -- and mom was none too pleased. It is a letter from an out-of-state lawyer.

Britney Spears Panties

The letter bluntly asks Lynne to stay away from the children if she is taking any medications that would impair her ability to be around them.

Sources are claiming Britney is still bitter. She feels that her mom Lynne turned against her only days before she entered Promises rehab - which time?! Anyway, Britney's also allegedly claiming her mother is having "issues" with abusing medications. Brit Brit thinks her mom isn't stable enough to be around her children.

Sure, the two of them should make nice, but maybe they just need some time off. It's also being reported that Britney has turned into a very protective mother. And although handing your mother stay-the-hell-away-from-me papers sounds shady, maybe Britney knows best. Now stop shaking your head and pretend that I'm actually making some sense. Use your imagination...

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Daddy Dude Strikes Again

The Britney Spears and Kevin Federsperm divorce is not over yet! And, Daddy Dude is keepin' it gangsta! His former ho has to give him mo chedda! Who says that?

Federline will not sign the final property settlement agreement and is saying, before he does, he wants proof that Britney can handle joint custody.

Brit's silver suit

But TMZ knows that Britney and K-Fed already have a 50-50 deal where each has the kids for half the time. So, is K-Fed making a money play?

Hahahaha! Er, hell yes he wants more dough. This is exactly why I didn't believe that Britney wanted to halt her divorce proceedings to keep her family together. Brit's reps said that rumor was trash. Britney probably still jacks to K-Fed, but she doesn't want him no mo. When she looks at his penis she sees pregnancy and we all know that can kill the mood.

Honestly, I want Federsperm to collect his pimp fees. Brit Brit needs to learn how to be a little less retarded when she chooses her husbands, shit, just a little.

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Nancy Benoit's Death Reported Online Hours Before Police Found Bodies

Employees at Wikipedia.org said the posting went live on their site on Monday at 12:01 a.m. Eastern Standard Time. Police, however, said they found the bodies Monday at 2:30 p.m. EDT.

The posting reads: "Chris Benoit was replaced by [[Johnny Nitro]] for the ECW Championship match at Vengeance, as Benoit was not there due to personal issues, stemming from the death of his wife Nancy."

According to a Wikipedia.org report published after FOXNews.com made inquiries, the edit was reversed just under one hour later with the comment:"Need a reliable source. Saying that his wife died is a pretty big statement, you need to back it up with something." The posting apparently was made in reference to Benoit's scheduled appearance on Sunday night at an Extreme Championship Wrestling event in Texas.

WOW! There's more to this story than I thought. The post on wikipedia was traced back to Connecticut and the deaths happened in Atlanta. Sounds to me there's a lot more people involved than just Chris Benoit in this whole mess. How else could someone post about Benoit's wife's death 13 hours before cops found their bodies?

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Lindsay Lohan Coked Up At Time Of Car Accident Last Month

According to multiple law enforcement sources, toxicology reports conclude that Lohan, 20, had "nearly twice the legal limit" of alcohol and traces of blow in her bloodstream when she crashed her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb on Sunset Blvd. around 5:30 AM on May 26.

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In California, drivers with a .08 or higher are legally drunk. Lohan and two other adults were in the car at the time of the accident.

After the crash, she was taken to a local hospital and treated for minor injuries, then placed under arrest on suspicion of DUI. Cops later said they found a "usable amount" of cocaine in the car.

All the celeb DUI, jail, rehab news going around the past couple months is giving me vertigo. But the stories that come out about Lindsay's DUIs, rehab, etc. all seem to get more interesting don't they? I think she's staying in longer cause she's banging the assistants for coke and alcohol. You can get it easier on the 'inside' than you can on the streets. I think I just confused that with prison didn't I? When you're a celeb, it's easy anywhere. :)

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Straight Fug Homeless Guy: Benicio Del Toro

Alright it's just for a movie role but that's a scary lookin dude right there! Actually he kinda has a look on his face like he just farted and he's trying to figure out what's in that sweet aroma.

Ice-T & Coco Planning New Reality Show

Rapper Ice-T is planning a new reality show and book with his wife and model Coco, titled Beauty in The Beast.According to Coco, the pair will shoot a pilot for the reality series next month.

Lady Gaga Cat Suit

"Guess who's the beauty and who's the beast?" Ice-T jokingly said to AllHipHop.com. Beauty in The Beast will focus on the duo's relationship, while offering the couple's unique take on what it takes to maintain a relationship.

"Some women just have a knack for wanting the most rowdiest men," Ice-T told AllHipHop.com. "There's a way to get us. If you got a pitbull, as long as you feed it and take care of it, that pitbull is gonna lick your hand. So when someone says 'yo coco, Ice sis a pitbull, she can say, 'yeah, but he's my pitbull.'"

I'm sure this will be a pretty humorous reality show but I don't know if I can stand looking at Coco's camel-toe for a half hour every week. They aren't going to pay to digitally buff it out all the time are they? Her va jay-jay looks about like Jenna Jameson's new overdone lip job!

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Clay Aiken Parties With A 'Bevy' Of Male Chorus Dancers

Clay Aiken and a bevy of male chorus dancers partied into the wee hours at Cain nightclub over the weekend.The group was celebrating the forthcoming Off-Broadway show, "Idol: The Musical" which is all about Clay and his "Claymates," the fans who love him.

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The guaranteed-to-be-a-classic show begins previews July 5. Spies say the group ordered multiple bottles of Snow Queen vodka and poured into cabs together after a long night.

You know they snuck those Snow Queen vodka bottles out of the club for vodka enemas later. Ewwww. Do you think they went back to Clay's pad and played a little 'Pin the penis on the Simon'? I'm truly out of the Claymate loop these days and didn't realize there was an off-broadway musical about us Claymates and our Queen Clay Aiken coming!

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