The surgery was a success," Kimmel's publicist, Lewis Kay, said in an e-mail Thursday.
"The rest of this week's tapings of `Jimmy Kimmel Live' have been canceled until he is back on his feet. He is resting comfortably and is looking forward to getting back to work."
Get better Jimmy, and get your ass back to work! :)
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Sounds like Paris won't be doing her interview with Barbara Walters after all! The NY Post is reporting that NBC is offering $1 million for the herpes infested Hilton's post-clinker interview. Where's Larry King at? I though he'd be all over this!
Sources told The Post the sit-down will be conducted by Meredith Vieira the day after the heir-head is sprung some time next week.
The deal has infuriated ABC executives, the sources said, because they were banking on Hilton's first remarks as a free woman going to Barbara Walters, who has become close with Hilton's mom, Kathy.
ABC was the front-runner until NBC Universal boss Jeff Zucker personally called Hilton's father Rick and made the pitch, the sources said.
"There was a shoot last week in L.A. for a new perfume she's coming out with and something happened," a source says."She got very upset and stormed out of the shoot and wouldn't come back. She is not listening to anyone and doing exactly what she wants. But sometimes she doesn't know best." A rep for Spears didn't return e-mails.
Don't bite the hands that are attempting to help still feed you freak girl!
"Years ago if someone said they were doing a movie in Romania, I was, like, `What time is my flight?' I couldn't see beyond the script. Now I'm like, `Script? I'll figure that out after dealing with the people I love more than anything in the world.'"
I would have never known this was Fergie. Maybe someone who looks like her, but not the former meth head herself. That's some serious photo-shopping right there! Whoever edited this photo is sitting on a beach in Jamaica right now, with a fat bonus check he got from this job.
Some jackhole is trying to sue Howard Stern for $100 million for defamation of his weight loss product. He says while appearing on Howard's show, they trashed his product which resulted in a huge drop in sales. You know Howard's just going to bend him over and do him dry.
Kelly Lockwood, CEO of JEC Nutrition, told Page Six he's shelled out hundreds of thousands of dollars to promote his fat-burning I57 Ignite on Stern's Sirius gabfest. On June 6, he said, Lee Mroszak, a k a "Crazy Cabbie," was on to talk about how he's shed 20 pounds with the product.
"The first thing out of Howard's mouth was, 'Geez, Cabbie, you look fatter than ever,' " Lockwood said. "Then, [Stern sidekick] Ralph Circella says to Cabbie something like, 'What the hell are you doing in here promoting a weight-loss product, you fat piece of [bleep]! Why don't you lose 60 more pounds and then come back?' This was horrendous for us. Our sales have dropped more than 20 percent. In seven minutes, he undid all the good work we did."
Stern's agent didn't get back to us and a Sirius rep had no comment.
What does this Kelly dude expect? It's one thing if Cabbie had lost a good amount of weight and looked healthy but if he really doesn't look any different, Howard and Ralph are going to give them hell about it!
Has he never heard Stern's show before? You should know not to go in unless you can back your claims up and Cabbie's 20 lb loss just wasn't enough. Bring in chicks who started out looking like John Travolta in the movie Hairspray and end up looking like Carmen Electra. That would be a product worth promoting. Seriously though man your name is Kelly, lets work on that first.
After Paris made a Father's Day card for dad Rick Hilton over the weekend, she wrote letters to her dumb fans who've been writing her so they can sell her letters on ebay.
Paris said:
"I read your letter and just wanted to thank you for your kind words of love and support. The fact that you took time out of your day to write me truly means the world. Especially at such a difficult and scary time in my life
"But I am being strong and trying to make the best out of the situation. And the letters I'm receiving really do put a smile on my face as I sit here in my cell, sad and alone. Again, thank you so much and may God bless you and your family."
Love always,
Paris Hilton
You can view an Adobe pdf of Paris' chicken scratch here.
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The actress who plays Dr. Izzie Stevens on the Golden Globe winning series âGrey's Anatomy' says of her new project:
"I have tremendous respect for women in the healthcare industry and I know that it is often a difficult and thankless job.
I wanted to create a line of scrubs that would allow women to infuse some of their personality and style into their work apparel. When you feel good about how you look, you are more confident, more motivated and it can lift your spirits." Translation: I'm an opportunist and I suck. Buy my shit.
The remix sounds better than the original! Fun video.
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