July 2007 News Archive

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Cindy Crawford And Her 40 Year Old Tits Derek Hail
Heroine Head Pete Doherty Is Still Fighting For Kate Moss' Love The Rad Report
Who Does This Flat Tummy Belong To? Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Hayden Panettiere's Butt Must Taste Good Holy Candy
Britney Needs A Serious Makeover Gabby Babble
Pics Of Jessica Simpson On Set Of Her New Movie 'Major Movie Star' Daily Stab
Rosie Odonnell Takes Another Jab At Paula Abdul Bumpshack
Melanie Brown And Her Boy Toy Stephen Belafonte At the Inspi(Red) EventJuicy News
Scarlett Johansson Won't Play A Porn Star Evil Beet Gossip
Malaysia Doesn't Want Gwen Stefani Ninja Dude
There's Actually Two Women Who Want To Date 50 Cent? Bossip
Are Jane Magazine & Gwen Stefani Teaming Up For New Mag? Bree Says
Check Out The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Skanked Out F'd Up Report Card...to the Stars IBBB

Kimberly Stewart must think she's all cool now that she stole Diddy's $700,000 car for the night. I'd put my foot up the skinny bitch's ass!

She had planned to drive it back but the bed at her luxury hotel must have been too comfy as the leggy model was away with the fairies in minutes. Back at the yacht Diddy - who makes sure the car travels with him for all the big occasions - had stopped partying and started panicking.One partygoer tells us: "Diddy did not see the funny side at first. He had no idea it was a practical joke. He thought it was stolen.

"He had his flunkies on a wild goose chase looking all over the place for his car - it's his baby."

"Diddy and his minders were stressing out until someone piped up that they had seen Kimberly running off giggling with the keys and a friend in tow."

The car was returned to Diddy the next morning - by which time he had cooled off.

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"First, I didn't know if the surgery would work," she writes in the first-person essay. "I had spent my entire adult life telling everyone that I was fine with the way I looked. I never thought I'd have to explain it."But the complete truth is, I was scared of what people might think of me."

She was scared what people would think of her if she told them she had gastric bypass? Honey, you lied to everyone and said you did it by hard work, diet and exercise. Be scared now that you've lied and are trying to cover your bypassed ass for it! Should have told the truth in the first place!


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Pulaski County Sheriff's spokesman John Rehrauer says Clark was being held at the Pulaski County jail pending a court appearance Tuesday morning in North Little Rock.

Rehrauer says Clark was arrested for possession of controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia at about 2:30 a.m. North Little Rock police officials did not immediately return calls for comment.

Man he has sexy written all over him! I can totally see why Paula would want to bang him and keep him as her boy toy... Cause he's just as fucked up as she is! I wanna know what this fool was smokin'!

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The Valtrex Queen is gracing the screens for us once again in another movie as if House Of Wax wasn't enough. It's a movie/musical set in the year 2056 "when a plague nearly destroys the human race and survival is dependent upon being able to finance a pricey organ transplant." Tell me that doesn't sound like an Oscar winner! Here's what director Darren Lynn Bousman had to say about Paris getting the role.

"I have auditioned at least 30 actresses for this role - Paris came in and owned it. She is this role."

Looks like Paris found a director who will swap blow jobs for movie roles!


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Britney's Lawyer filed a motion yesterday to keep the child custody information under wraps, because she fears the children could be kidnapped for 'financial gain'.

"Such information greatly increases the chances that the actions of the media could threaten the safety of the minor children by, for example, causing a traffic accident or by exposing the minor children to criminals who might target the minor children for financial gain."

Wasser did not use the word 'kidnapping,' but the intimation was certainly there.The judge granted Wasser's motion to seal the custody documents, pending a full hearing next month. The judge also agreed to keep secret the child support provisions of the divorce.

You know I couldn't hold back on posting Britney's plump ass in a thong. Look how cracked out she is! Someone would be doing her a favor if they took her kids. I know, these were shortly before she shaved her head but the bitch is still crazy. Whoever would be dumb enough to snatch her little ones would need some extra finances to keep up with Sean & Jayden's daily diet of Cheetos and Flavor Ice. If someone does kidnap them, they better hold 'em till they can really talk so we can hear some serious dirt on their trashy momma!

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When Donald Trump was asked last week what he felt about Lindsay's latest run in with the law, he said "Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol), work hard, stay focused, get a new set of parents!" and as you can guess Momma was pissed.

"Donald, I'm really disappointed in the statement that was brought to my attention from The New York Post. I've always had a great admiration for your business sense and I've read all your books and learned from them! Your own brother died of alcoholism and you own Trump Vodka? You say Lindsay needs new parents? Such a rash statement without backing it with fact? I am a single mother of four children doing what I can during this difficult time! Do a background check of both parents and you will find the truth! Shame on you... so many families suffer from this, yours included. We need solutions not opinions! - Dina and family"

In reponse, Trump told Access: "I know Dina, I like Dina, and I have no doubt that she's a wonderful parent. I also have no doubt that she loves Lindsay more than anything in the world."

Dina needs to shut her pie hole and just work on Lindsay. She wonders why everyone thinks she's a fame hungry mother yet she along with Michael Lohan, keep putting their faces in the lime light. Congratulations you two, you've just won worst parent of the year! How about paying some more attention to your other kids before they start turning into your pride and joy Lindsay!


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Tameka Foster finally decided to speak about why her wedding to Usher was cancelled but she really didn't say anything.What the hell was the point?

"No one knows why we canceled the wedding, but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone is speculating and writing about are completely untrue," Foster told PEOPLE Monday, but she declined to reveal more about why the nuptials were called off.

Foster, 37, who is now in Atlanta (as is Usher, 28) does address one rumor that spread on local radio stations and blogs â€" that following Saturday's canceled ceremony, she checked into a local hospital and went into pre-term labor. "We had a scare," she says. "But, I am fine and the baby is fine."

I say this Ho is just speaking up to make us feel she's a victim in this whole situation too. All she even said was all the rumors going around for why it was cancelled aren't true. What is the truth? I don't feel sorry for her, I feel sorry for Usher cause he's going to be paying this bitch for the next 18 years! Put the skin on your snake next time!

UPDATE: The wedding is still on! Usher released a statement saying "As of right now we don't have a date but we will let you know when we do."

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I thought Jessica left Warren because he's got hair that kinda looks like a thick patch of 70's pubes on his head but I guess I was wrong. Bitch just wanted a ring on her finger!

"He wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is," says an insider.
"It's simple as that. It's kind of cold that the press is saying she
was just finished with him, because it isn't like that."

Apparently Alba got serious pangs at the recent fairy-tale chateau
wedding of her friend Eva Longoria.

"Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful," says the friend. "That
was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris."

Seriously though, how could Warren not want to marry Jessica? Who wouldn't want to look at her tiny hot ass every morning? What's with his face in this older pic? Is he into her water farts or what?!?


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