Missy Elliottcelebrated her 36th birthday in New York over the weekend and unlike Kanye’smega bash, looks like her turnout wasn’t so hot. Considering how many artists Missy has worked with, this seems odd. She’s always laughing her ass off. She seems so nice and fun loving; but, I’m guessing she didn’t invite too many folks out. Then again, the concert for Diana was also going down. Ms. Elliott looks like she had some fun. That’s all that matters.
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are set to wed on 7-7-07 at the 17th Century Chateau Vaux-le-Vicomte in Southern France. Until then they are partying it up in St Tropez for their ‘his’ and ‘hers’ bachelor parties in the French sea-side port.
Tony Parker and some friends decided to pull down their pants and jump off their luxury yacht while the girls look on and Eva takes pictures.
Last week I posted nekkid pictures of Nick Lachey with Vanessa Minnillo in Mexico. The censored pictures first appeared in Life & Style magazine. Now, tmz is reporting there are lots more! Nick was givin’ it to Nessa nasty in the jacuzzi. Free jizz anyone?
The rest of the photos show:
the two not only making out, but having hardcore sex in the hot tub. “Paris sex tape-level scandalous,” and include images of the couple in several different sex positions.
Unfortunately, the Nickster grabbed some attorney a-hole Marty Singer who issued a threatening letter.
Marty said,
“The photos that were taken of our clients by a Mexican photographer violated Mexican law and were a clear invasion of privacy, and we have threatened to take legal action against third parties who publish the photos.”
WTF ever!!! I will post the pics when I get them - don’t worry… I’m totally kidding. I don’t have money to fight a lawsuit. If I lost that would deplete my Kim Kardashian butt implants savings account and I’m already halfway there.
McSteamy aka Eric Dane apparently got his crotch grabbed by his wife Rebecca Gayheart while they were on aboard a private yacht on Sunday in Italy.
I didn’t like Rebecca for multiple reasons: First, her last name is Gayheart - lame! Second, the ho doesn’t work. She did some Noxzema commercials forever ago. And third, she’s married to McSteamy - oh, hell no! But I’m kewl with her now that I know she’s not putting Eric’s goods to waste.
Venus and Hank at Wimbledon. Venus and her bald dude Hank have been together for a while now. He’s an unsuccessful golfer no one has heard of. Hank is K-Fed without hair… and, hmmm… this really wasn’t a difficult question. Hank is prettier, hands down. But he doesn’t have any funds, so he’s really fugly.
I hope she doesn’t spend on his ass. Venus desperately needs a makeover. I wonder how old he is and how much she pays him for sex? Oral must be pretty expensive. I could pay three months rent with what he charges.
Lindsay Lohan – who celebrates her 21st birthday July 2 – steps out with what appears to be an iPhone on Saturday in Malibu. She stopped by the boutique Planet Blue while taking a break from the rehab facility Promises.
Nope, you didn’t read a typo. Paris Hilton is in Hawaii on vacation and the heiress is lookin’ good. She just looks so happy. I do think Paris is a changed women, but even if she hasn’t changed for the better, her reps will tell her to fake it. I think she may possibly get behind charities and start doing some good like she said she would. There’s no harm in that.
