OMG, This Baby Is Doomed! Nicole Richie IS Pregnant!!!

 

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TMZ has independently confirmed that Nicole Richie is pregnant.The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child.

In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple will wed this summer. Richie is currently facing DUI charges stemming from her arrest last December, when she was found driving the wrong way on a California highway.

Richie's trial is set for July 11. If convicted, she faces a minimum of five days in jail.

I had to label this post "sad/tragic" because this poor baby is doomed. This bitch needs to get off the starvation diet, stat!

I can't wait for baby pics. Bones Richie was probably poppin' Vicodin and everything else for months. Her child may be "special". Let's face it, how did she know she was preggers? She's too thin to menstruate, how could she be tipped off by the absence of her period.

This is so disturbing. Nicole Richie a mom? Britney's gonna look like the mother of the year. Maybe Paris is next. Either way, this is some apocalypse now shit. Say your prayers.


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27 Comments

  1. lucy

    true hes not stuck. but lest we forget, Joel comes from a broken home. his father left them on Christmas eve, when he was just a kid. being a gc fan, i remember him saying that family values were important to him and that if he were ever a father he would be there for his child. im sure hes going to put the priority of the baby ahead of the relationship between him and Nicole. personally i hope the baby is born, and that it is very healthy, and then i hope Joel takes custody and leaves...
    but thats just me!

  2. Zzz...

    You guys Joel isn't stuck he can leave anytime he wants. Besides if Nicole is as bad as you say she is then he could probably get full custody of the kid and he really does care about the child it might be his best bet. I agree though i doubt she will make it to term.

  3. amy

    omg, that's terrible. i hope she starts eating and thinks of this poor baby, because the baby really isn't to blame. joel madden is trapped now but it's stupid and because it's his own fault, he can only really blame himself. as for paris hilton getting pregnant - ew! think how traumatised that child would be.

  4. lucy

    isnt this one of the signs of the apocalypse? LOL
    fuck. that poor baby!
    thats a good point though in the article, how DID she figure out she was pregnant? shes to skinny to menstruate!
    she better get healthy for that baby!!!

  5. JIll

    This baby is going to turn out not good. It will probably turn out "special" not just because of the drugs, just due to the fact that it is Joel's & Nicole's (Enough Said).

  6. Cacee

    OMG!!! Poor baby!! Joel he is trapped but is his own fault... why get with Nicole Bitchie in the first place??!!
    And Hilary... she is a smart girl and deserves better then that! Go Hil!!

  7. Jennki

    Oh c'mon.. Who cares? Really?
    Can't people just be happy for them and hope that Nicole wasn't taking any drugs when she found out she was pregnant?
    I think both can be great parents and all that shit, so give them a break.. Seriously.

  8. zomgsss

    To Emma -

    I don't think its right for anyone to say she shouldn't be trusted with another life. Becoming a mother might actually help. Get her off of the partying and shit. I thinks its great and i wish the best for the baby.

  9. Candy

    Ahhh i'm happy for them! they are so cute together. OMG! get over it. they love eachother and well they are having a kid. Go Joel! haha.

  10. megh

    most of you are pretty stupid!
    you can use birth control and still get pregnant! fyi
    and joel is not trapped he can still leave her if he wants to and still be invovled in his child's life it's not like that's never happened throughout history.
    if this is true, i'm pretty happy for them both. i think nicole will be a pretty good mother.


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