WTF? Tara Reid's Boobs Have Issues

I kinda hit on the fact the other day that her boobs look retarded, but this is just beyond special. Hell my left ta-ta is a little bigger than my right but Tara's knockers are just out of control! My neck hurts from holding my head sideways to get an even look at her tits. That left boob may give her some serious back problems in the future!