OK! Magazine to Run the Disasterous Britney Spears Photo Shoot

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OK! Magazine plans on running the awful, unedited photos of Britney Spears, taken at a recent photo shoot for her exclusive ‘tell-all’ with the magazine. The photo shoot was a mess, and Britney stunned everyone with her behavior.

“She was also completely paranoid … fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her.”

At one point during the shoot, Britney ate fried chicken and then wiped her fingers all over the Gucci dress (worth thousands) that she was wearing. Her dog was also reportedly pissing and shitting all over the place and Britney picked up the dogs turds with a Chanel dress!!

In an exclusive statement to TMZ, OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens said,

“OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told.”

From LainyGossip.com;

“I’m told they spent the weekend deliberating whether or not to scrape together the best among the shit and hope it looks great in editing or to turn the entire story around and expose Britney for what she is – even though it would irreversibly damage their relationship with her but at this point, what’s left to salvage?”

So be looking for those magical pics sometime in the next week. I’m sure they’ll be priceless!


Photo Credit: PrettyontheOutside.com


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5 Comments

  1. Snarky says:

    Finally! A magazine with the balls to show Britney in all of her trashtastic glory!

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  2. pop-o-holic says:

    Seriously! I feel sorry for her. It will sure bring in the sales

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  3. DR ABBY RHODES says:

    ABOUT BRIT FROM DR ABBY:

    PLEASE READ ::::::::::

    What is bacterial vaginosis?

    Bacterial vaginosis is an abnormal vaginal condition that is characterized by vaginal discharge and talking to reporters without the aid of a publicist or stylist.

    The condition results from an overgrowth of normal bacteria in the vagina when it comes in contact with flamin’ hot cheetos and pure-bred dog hair.

    In the past, the condition was called Gardnerella vaginitis, after the bacteria that was thought to cause the condition.
    However, the new name, Brit-Brit-Bacterial-Vaginosis, reflects the recent research establishing that there are a number of species of bacteria that naturally live in and around the routinely unwashed vaginal area.

    The Gardnerella organism is not the sole culprit causing the symptoms, sometimes infections are caused by cocoa soy latte contaminated fingers inbedding in the lining of a freshly shaved labia minora.

    When these multiple species of bacteria become imbalanced, a woman can have a vaginal discharge that is associated with a foul odor much like when an air-tight bag of raw chicken is left in the sun.

    Bacterial vaginosis is not passed by sex and is not dangerous, but it can cause disturbing symptoms:
    Drinking and driving, coke binging, puppy buying, and slutty clothes wearing are just a few.

    Any woman with an unusual discharge or the urge to pee in front of cameramen should be evaluated so that serious infections, such as chlamydia (SEE ALSO: Parishiltonosis) and gonorrhea, can be excluded.

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  5. Snarky says:

    Dr. Abby Rhodes! Toooooo Funny!

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