After being released on bail for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence and with a suspended license and felony cocaine possession, Lohan wrote in an e-mail to Access Hollywood,
“I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy,”
I can’t wait until this bitch does time. Hopefully she’ll do months, not weeks. She’s in total denial and obviously doesn’t want to get clean. A little jail just might do the arrogant little twat some good!
Alright, I know many of you love Beyonce, her music and her bizarre thrashing around during her performances, but I’m not a fan.
I think her dancing is amusing and terribly funny with her head snapping in every direction and her lace front wig getting whipped around the room in a violent manner. So I found the following video to be a riot because Beyonce falls down some stairs while on stage.
Heh. I know, I’m evil, but falling is funny. And Beyonce falling is especially heart warming.
(Since they already managed to get the Beyonce falling video taken off of YouTube, here’s a new link. )
It was Bindi Irwin’s birthday yesterday, and the little cutie turned 9 years old.
She celebrated in Australia with family, friends and the band, The Veronicas, who she says are her “best friends in the whole world”. The band also performed at the event.
The celebration was held on Queensland’s Sunshine Coast, and Bindi was made an official staff member at the family’s Australia Zoo.
Terri Irwin also said that she gave the birthday girl walkie talkies for her birthday.
Lindsay Lohan’s mother couldn’t wait to take the opportunity to talk to the media about her daughter’s drug and legal woes.
Instead of spending time with her daughter or doing something proactive, she chose to talk to The Insider and sob about their high-profile lives and how the paparazzi are all over their case, blah, blah, blah. Gee, if you are so concerned about your privacy, your daughter’s well being, and the media, then please tell me, Dina Lohan, why on earth did you choose to run to the press and air your family’s dirty laundry?
Good lawd, woman. No wonder your daughter’s a mess.
Says Dina, Mother-of-the-Year,
“We are doing everything in our power in support of Lindsay and I won’t give up – this is my daughter and we love her.”
“I am sick over this. My children, my family, we are like prisoners in our own home because paparazzi [are stalking us] outside [our]home. Lindsay is in a safe place, and we are trying to strategically work out our next step.”
During the Flavor Flav Roast this past weekend, Flavor of Love contestants Deelishis and Saaphyri got into a spat with another woman attending the event while in the bathroom.
A source who was in the restroom at the time says it all went down when Deelishis and Saaphyri tried to cut in line.
An older woman who was washing her hands at the time told the snotty bitches that they should wait their turn in line like everyone else. The two sassy bitches spat back,
“Do you know who we are?!”
Oh gawd, did they have to say that? The lamest line in the book. You know what they say, if you have to tell someone who you are..
But the woman, who proved to be equally catty, had a priceless response;
“My outfit cost more than your rent!”
At that point the girls did just what they are quasi-famous for doing. They started screaming every foul obscenity they could in the woman’s face.
Didn’t Saaphyri just win the reality show ‘Charm School’? Yes, they are entertaining, but those bitches have let their fame go to their fat little heads. Sorry girls, no one will remember your big asses in a year or two. Truth hurts!