Poppin' Links

Jessica Alba is single (Evil Beet)

Paris Hilton must love saggy balls (DH)

Matt Damon gets his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (Daily Stab)

Jessica Simpson whored around with Jake Gyllenhaal (Gabby Babble)

Adrianne Curry looking for some attention in a gold bikini (Rad Report)

Katie Holmes does the funky chicken (Holy Candy)

Because comic book chicks are slutty.. (Bumpshack)