Archive for July 26th, 2007
I have quite a lot of breaking it down to do.
First Britney Spears contacted OK! Magazine, offering to give an exclusive interview on her divorce, her kids, her career and her life. OK! scheduled a meeting and a photoshoot, then the trashy publication claimed that things went awry, so they began issuing effed up statements to the press about Britney being a screw loose:
“OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told.”
From LainyGossip.com;
“I’m told they spent the weekend deliberating whether or not to scrape together the best among the shit and hope it looks great in editing or to turn the entire story around and expose Britney for what she is – even though it would irreversibly damage their relationship with her but at this point, what’s left to salvage?”
TMZ also reported:
According to multiple sources, the photos are “so bad” we’ve learned, that to publish them could “kill her career.”
After OK! decided to be attention whores, claiming they are printing super fug pics, Britney’s camp threatened the publication with a lawsuit if they printed her rolls and cottage cheese. OK! then pulled the unflattering pics, killing off 50% of what they hyped up in the first place!
Naturally, after hearing about how “heartbreaking” the day was and how I will become “shocked and sad,” I told myself that I’d pick up a copy of OK! Luckily, thanks to the Internet and scanners, we all don’t have to do so.
I did read the article and I can tell you this - OK! Magazine is simply upset that Britney delivered no tell-all. They had their feelings hurt, so now they’re claiming Britney has cooties… er, you get what I’m trying to say. I see right through what OK! is doing. Britney didn’t reveal all of her business, so now they’re on a campaign to smear her.
Yep, Britney pissed with the door open and she rubbed her greasy fingers on some $6,000+ dress, but that does not mean she’s a complete mess!! I mean, did they see her wiping powder off the tip of her nose? That’s the true train wreck test. Did she get a DUI on her way home? I think not. I rest my case. The stubble head is doing just fine.
To read the interview, click each pic below.
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Possibly the worst looking boobs I have ever seen - Yeeeah!
Who’s Paris Hilton banging now? - Derek Hail
Crazy 911 call during Lindsay Lohan’s DUI crash - Celebrity Smack
Scarlett Johansson splurges - Holy Candy
Adrianne Curry is my favorite slut - The Rad Report
Tom Cruise extortion - Ninja Dude
Must Jessica Biel always look manly? - Bourbon Hipster
Why is Angelina Jolie depressed now? - Socialite’s Life
My Chemical Romance day - Bree says
Amy Winehouse’s career really doesn’t stand a chance - Allie is Wired
Claire Danes’ nip slip - Daily Stab
Danielynn is super cute. New pics - Evil Beet
Woman banned for life from Walmart - Bumpshack
Posh doesn’t like Paris - Gabby
Naomi Watts had a baby boy - People
Rumer Willis in hotel room during drug bust - People
A pissed off Michael Lohan hit up OK! magazine to respond to Ali’s defensive email, deflecting any responsibility for the Lohans’ turmoil while continuing to ostracize himself from his family, sticking his head even further up his own ass.
OK!: What is the first thing that went through your mind when you heard about Ali’s letter?
Michael Lohan: I said, ‘Get me on the phone with David Kaplan.’ For Ali to say that I was never there and I’m lying…People who have known us for 25 years know that I have always been there for my kids. These lies have got to stop because they are having an effect on my children. We don’t realize in life is that what I do affects my kids.
OK!: Is it a chain reaction?
Michael: Absolutely, it’s a reciprocal effect, it’s like a pebble in a pond. Everyone gets affected by it, but we don’t realize it and I certainly didn’t in my life and I should have. Now you get these things on VH-1 being written by my daughter Ali. Ali was too young to remember any of this. And you know what, reflect back on Lindsay’s soundtrack, “Daughter to Father, Confessions of a Broken Heart,” read the words — “I wait for the postman to bring me a letter, I wait for the good lord to make me better, I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders, a family in crisis that only gets older.” And then she goes on to say, “where are you now daddy I love you, I love you.” It’s a story of love and caring about a father.
OK!: You just want your daughters to be happy? In the end that’s what a father wants for their children, to be happy?
Michael: I just wanted to help. You know I just wanted to be there for my kids and make Lindsay a success. She’s blessed and gifted.
OK!: Are you proud of Lindsay?
Michael: Lindsay is my daughter, I love her to death. You know if I could serve the time for her in jail I would myself, if they allowed me to I would. If I could die for my kids I would. I gladly, without a blink of an eye, give my life for my children. And that’s what it’s about, loving my kids.
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After months of telling the world how much they like each other, Orlando Bloom and his Pirates Of The Caribbean co-star Naomie Harris finally went out for a romantic dinner together in London last night.
Naomie, who played a gold-toothed voodoo priestess in the film, went to watch Orl in action in the working-class drama In Celebration at the Duke of York Theatre last night - and afterwards he swept the lucky girl off to Scott’s in Mayfair for an intimate meal.
The pair reportedly became close on the set of Pirates Of The Caribbean and Naomie, 30, was a shoulder to cry on when Orlando, also 30, split from longterm girlfriend Kate Bosworth last year.
A source says: “She scored points with Orlando by being his friend first. He admitted recently that he’s interested in more than a friendship with Naomie.”
And she feels the same as she gushed: “Orlando - I love him! He was really sweet, and I was like, ‘Yeah, you’re the hottest one’.”
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Former Laguna Beach dick chaser and DUI bimbo, Jessica Smith, is talking trash about Lindsay Lohan.
“I think (Lohan) needs real help, not Promises-type of help with massages and everything. She needs to go to a real place to address her problem. The bottom line is she needs help. She keeps messing up.”
Jess pled guilty on misdemeanor DUI charges earlier this summer.
“I think she deserves whatever punishment she gets. If she gets off just because she’s Lindsay Lohan, that’s ridiculous. If someone slaps her on the wrist, and is like, ‘oh, you bad girl,’ she won’t learn her lesson.”
“My situation is different [from Lindsay’s], because it’s not like it was my third time. She’s just out of rehab and she has an ankle bracelet. I think that’s odd. I got 80 hours of community service and I didn’t have anything on my record.”
Haha! Bitch wants some attention and I fell for it by blogging about her ass. I kind of like the hypocrite?!
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On Lindsay Lohan’s DUI arrests:
“If you are dumb enough and arrogant enough or immature enough to place other people’s lives in danger you have to be punished. Seriously, I’m not playing around. She is not the victim - the public is the victim because it is the public that is at risk.
“If the young community sees that we are more worried about Lindsay Lohan than we are about the people who have to dodge out of the way of her car, being driven erratically, that’s not where our emphasis should be. When you place other people’s lives at risk there are serious consequences. If you drive a car and we’ve taken away your privilege of driving a car then you have to go to jail. You don’t have to go to jail forever but you have to go to jail until it hurts.”
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Britney Spears is a cute girl. She’s not hot, she’s not gorgeous, she’s the girl next door who knows how to sex it up and shake her really good ass… the one she had back in the day. The cute Britney is in there somewhere beneath the fug, maybe the hot has been gone for so long, she’s a lost cause?
I will always be amazed at how Britney manages to look worse. What’s truly disturbing about her fashion choices is that she’s trying and she’s rich! The heels, the scarf turned headband, the earrings, tablecloth dress, saggy boobs, and roach breeding weave. SMH. I almost wanna go clean out my closet just to make sure I’ll never walk out the house looking anything remotely like classy Brit Brit.
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Unlike Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Will Smith, Jada or J. Lo who’ve been friends with the Beckhams for years, Eva Longwhoria has bent over and spread her cheeks for Posh.
The always desperate for attention and talentless “actress” Eva Longoria went to David’s first game with the L.A. Galaxy - great photo opp. Now the soon to be divorced slut was seen having lunch with Posh at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood.
Remember when this bitch presented an MTV award in a swimsuit? That was only the beginning. Gopher-face Eva will do anything for a lil attention. We all wouldn’t mind the whoring if the ho actually had some talent. When will Eva’s 15 minutes end? Damn!
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Kelly admits that she once wanted to be white.
“It’s said that brown-skinned girls don’t sell magazines and that’s so sad,” the sexy songbird tells next month’s Essence.
“I remember wishing I was more fair-skinned, but Tina Knowles, Beyoncé’s mom, would say, ‘Don’t you know how beautiful you are?’ She made me come into my brown beauty. I didn’t get it, but now I do. I am chocolate and beautiful and loving it.”
Kelly is damn right, she is beautiful! There’s a lot more to this complicated issue, but it’s a shame that some people can’t get past mentioning the shade of one’s complexion, therefore, making skin color an issue. I’m glad she’s past all that now. You can say Kelly’s fug, but you’d be lying.
I saw her on Good Day LA a few weeks ago and the co-host (white guy named Steve) kept saying, “You are so pretty! You’re a really cute girl! I never knew. You’re a really cute girl up close!” It was hilarious, Kelly was slightly annoyed, but it was almost like he was tripping to discover that he could consider a dark-skinned woman to be gorgeous.
Either way, many people don’t have the courage to come out wit it and say they were ashamed of their ethnic features. Little black girls can look up to Kelly and think, WTF? Kelly’s gorgeous and so am I!
source, kr.net
I have quite a lot of breaking it down to do.
Naturally, after hearing about how “heartbreaking” the day was and how I will become “shocked and sad,” I told myself that I’d pick up a copy of OK! Luckily, thanks to the Internet and scanners, we all don’t have to do so.
