I thought Jessica left Warren because he's got hair that kinda looks like a thick patch of 70's pubes on his head but I guess I was wrong. Bitch just wanted a ring on her finger!

"He wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is," says an insider.
"It's simple as that. It's kind of cold that the press is saying she
was just finished with him, because it isn't like that."

Apparently Alba got serious pangs at the recent fairy-tale chateau
wedding of her friend Eva Longoria.

"Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful," says the friend. "That
was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris."

Seriously though, how could Warren not want to marry Jessica? Who wouldn't want to look at her tiny hot ass every morning? What's with his face in this older pic? Is he into her water farts or what?!?


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