July 2007 News Archive (Page 10)

Looks like they have too much time on their hands at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines. I guess if someone still has love for Michael it should be foreign prisoners. Don't you love the shemale in the video? She..He... It's got hawtness written all over it!

Spicy Pants from Celebrity Smack will be back this coming Monday - Wednesday to fulfill all of your hot gossip dreams! Your favorite sexy bitch Joy A will be posting Thursday & Friday and we will return to our regular posting schedule July 30th. :)

Linkage!!!!

Tom Cruise Looks A Little Too Comfortable In A Nazi Uniform The Rad Report
Val Kilmer Looks A Little Thick These Days Seriously? OMG! WTF?
David Beckham Hasn't Changed A Bit Since He Was A Little Boy Gabby Babble
Who Wore It Best - Liza Minelli Or The Buff Guy? Holy Candy
His Tongue Was Obviously Cloned From His Fathers Daily Stab
For You Movie Goers, A List Of Movies Coming Out This Today! Bumpshack
Russell Simmons And PETA Team Up Against Michael Vick Juicy News
A Braless Tank Top Wearing Lindsay Lohan Evil Beet Gossip
Bobby Brown Looks Hit! Bossip
I'm Bringing Blogging Back Gets To Know Their Visitors In A Whole New Light IBBB

 

 

Actually being sexy and trying to be sexy are two different things. Obviously Hilary doesn't know the difference. Is is just me or is that a bobble head in the last picture?

After The National Enquirer ran shots of the former soap stud, 37, in the buff on a nude "gay beach" in Maui, Moore explained to reporters yesterday, "I went on vacation with two girlfriends of mine who, interestingly enough, got cut out of the pictures. We found a nude beach that, as far as I know, was a unisex beach…"I had two hot chicks with me who wanted to go skinny dipping," he went on. "Thank God the water was fairly warm!"

I thought all guys take their hot chicks to gay nude beaches? Shemar, just admit you're a butt pirate! The chicks probably aren't in the pics because he wanted to make himself look available to all the boys. If he did have a couple of chicks with him, they were just there as his 'beards'.

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Wouldn't you love to be her little watermelon right now? ;)

Buckeey has a nice ass too but Delishis' looks like it has it's own back-up beeping system that school buses have! She could hide live animals or little people up in there!

Reality TV starHeidi Montag will launch her pop career with a performance of an untitled new song at her 21 birthday party in in Las Vegas. The Hills star is refusing to reveal too much about new song, but admits it features a sample of one of her favorite tunes.

She says, "It's an '80s sample from Depeche Mode's 'Personal Jesus.' I love their music."

Now that she has tits she thinks she can become a pop star? Just because Spencer tells her she sings like a bird while she's riding him to get her to hump a little longer, doesn't mean she should actually attempt to sing in front of people!

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Suge Knight took a lesson from Mike Tyson's school of biting and bit Kevin Connelly's finger during a little fun wrestling match at an Espy Awards after party. Kevin didn't really do anything about it and I don't blame him. Call Suge a bitch and next thing you know he has you bent over with a 9mm up your ass making you scream his name with a smile on your face.

The two were playfully wrestling at the late-night after-party thrown by awards host LeBron James at the Mondrian hotel.

"Kevin and Suge were wrestling and Suge literally bit Kevin's finger," says a witness. "He was bleeding everywhere." Was Kevin fighting back? "No way! He was too busy bleeding."

"Kevin didn't seem too upset," says the spy, "although he must have been in tons of pain."

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The commercial was shot by Zach Braff from Scrubs and features Naomi trying her hand at gardening like a normal 'suburbanite'. You know this crazy bitch didn't have to do any acting for this commercial considering she's one cell phone throw away from being completely insane. Of course you don't see her drink the new Iced Tea cause it contains calories and God forbid she put a few of those in her body!

Our freshly rehabilitated for publicity Lindsay turned herself into the LA County Sheriff's Department for her car wreck back in May. You know, the one where she took off running after drunkenly crashing onto a curb and coke was found in her car? I'd like to see any normal Joe blow get away with that kind of bullshit.

Lohan, 21, arrived at the station at 4:15 p.m. and was released on $30,000 bail about an hour later, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Web site. She was accompanied by her attorney, police say. Lohan was booked now because she was only cited â€" but not formally arrested â€" at the time of the incident due to her injuries, Beverly Hills Police Sgt. Kelly Spedden tells PEOPLE. A court date was set for Aug. 24 in Superior Court in Beverly Hills.

It's about damn time she turned herself in! I still don't understand why there wasn't any type of warrant issued when there was cocaine found in her car. Money talks and coke whores walk in Hollywood!

In other loser Lohan news, Page Six has a story stating the next film Lindsay was suppose to start filming has been pulled. Producers don't like the fact she's already out partying in Vegas freshly out of rehab.

"Apparently, Ms. Lohan's antics in Las Vegas over the weekend have scared the bond companies and all of the funding has been pulled . . . I look forward to working together in the future and trust our next project will not be as fraught with difficulty."

The insurers were said to worry that Lohan, despite wearing an alcohol-monitoring device around her ankle and claiming to take daily drug tests, had gone out clubbing with pals. (Ironically, the plot of "Poor Things" involves two women who befriend and then murder homeless men to collect their life insurance.)

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