July 2007 News Archive (Page 11)

She says, "I thought, 'She's got to know there's going to be a joke about her,' so I went for it. But then I looked down and saw a man in her face with a camera. I was there to be funny and I was, but that doesn't mean I can't feel bad about it."

A forgiving Hilton admits she knows Silverman was just trying to land a few laughs: "She's a funny comedienne and hopefully she won't be as mean the next time she sees me."

Oh come on Sarah! That joke made the whole situation that much funnier considering she turned herself in later that night! Paris is a big girl and can handle it. I'm sure that joke wasn't the worse thing she's heard about herself.

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Ladies & Gentlemen start your vibrators. We will now have plenty of David Beckham to hold us over for the rest of the summer!

The 13-part weekly reality series David Beckham's Soccer USA, from American Idol producer Simon Fuller, will premiere next Wednesday on the FOX Soccer Channel. "David Beckham's arrival is a tremendous milestone in U.S. soccer history," said FOX rep David Sternberg. "[The series] will provide an insider's look at his performance with the Los Angeles Galaxy."

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LINKAGE!!!

Victoria Beckham Is One Hot Soccer Mom The Rad Report
And The Emmy Nominees Are.... Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Donatella Versace Has A Hard Time With Expectations And Facial Movement Holy Candy
Nick Carter Has Lost Some Weight! Gabby Babble
Brigitte Nielsen Has Entered Rehab Daily Stab
Hilary Duff On The August Cover Of Maxim Magazine Bumpshack
Ray J Romances Lil Kim To Get In Her Pants source
A New McDonalds Song For You 'Im Into Nuggets Ya'll" Evil Beet Gossip
A Steve-O With Weed Is High Indeed Ninja Dude
WTF Is Mya Wearing? Bossip
The Rumors Are False Ashlee Simpson Is Not Engaged Bree Says
When Is Amanda Bynes Going To Go Skank On Us? IBBB

WTF is going on with her left leg in the first couple of photos? Looks like someone beat it with a meat tenderizer! It looks totally fine in the last 2 pics.

HSN announced today that it is welcoming Tori Spelling to its lineup with the debut of "The Tori Spelling Collection," a jewelry line available exclusively at HSN. Spelling will introduce her collection on HSN and HSN.com July 24 as part of the company's 30th birthday celebration.

"I've always loved jewelry and wanted to create a line that captures the essence of chic luxury living ... pieces that I would personally wear," said Spelling. "Designing this line has been a labor of love and I can't wait to share it with HSN's customers."

The 12-piece collection includes necklaces, earrings, cuffs, and bracelets, with bold designs that are stylish yet relaxed making them the perfect accessories for every look, from casual to dressy. The collection, which includes gold-tones and semi-precious stones, features prices ranging from $29 to $129.

You know you're on top of your A game when your hocking your jewelry on the Home Shopping Network. I'll be watching her little appearance on there for sure!

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I kinda hit on the fact the other day that her boobs look retarded, but this is just beyond special. Hell my left ta-ta is a little bigger than my right but Tara's knockers are just out of control! My neck hurts from holding my head sideways to get an even look at her tits. That left boob may give her some serious back problems in the future!

 

The singer performed at the Eden Project on Tuesday night, following two weeks of cancelled gigs, but fans who saw her performance have joined the growing chorus of people begging the singer to get help.

Reports say Amy appeared to be in tears while onstage, hitting herself on the head with a microphone in frustration when she forgot the words to her songs, and a fan said she finished by spitting into the crowd.

Melinda Trevaskis, 26, from St Austell, said: "The gig became absolutely awful. Members of her entourage were coming on to the stage, obviously worried she couldn't go on, and she would just shout "f*** off" at them. Everyone in the crowd just felt sorry for her."

But Amy's spokesman downplayed the incident. He told The Mirror: "Amy was annoyed with herself.

"She is a bit ring rusty after not having played for a while and was upset after making a few mistakes in the set."

She's not allowed to croak till I get to see her in concert! Seriously though she's totally throwing away the talent she has way too soon. She's gotta be big for at least 5 years before she should be going down the crack and heroin route.

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Here's a small clip of Amy attempting to sing 'Rehab' during the gig.

Britney and her pal of the moment Lucy Walsh took a dip into the ocean yesterday. X17 Online is reporting she was at the Bel Air Bar & Grill for 2 hours talking and signing papers with some suits before she went frolicking in the waves. How cute of her to let her crabs play with the rest. :)

Update: Brit's doing a music video today!

Usmagazine.com confirms that Spears, 25, is shooting a new music video in an L.A. warehouse today. The video is her first in two years and is reportedly for her new single, "Get Back."

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"Amateur pornography is a great thing. You can find something for everyone on the Internet. As long as no one's hurting anyone or involving children, then hey, what's wrong with that? People love watching people having sex. I'm no different."

Heck yes porn rocks as longs as it doesn't involve blumpkins, dirty sanchez's, angry pirates, or beastiatlity. You know what kind of porn doesn't rock? When it's you and ya didn't even know you were being recorded. Been there done that folks. ;)

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, along with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, are throwing David and Victoria Beckham a "Welcome to America" party on Sunday. Our tipster reports, "Invitations went out all over Hollywood . . . they were printed on red velvet with tacky gold lettering."

I can understand maybe a welcome to LA / the neighborhood type of party but not a welcome to America party. I can't wait to see the photos from this all American shin dig! Any party with Tom Cruise involved just has to be a good old time. He'll throw some roofies in their drinks so he can convert them to Scientology before the night's over.

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Enrique admits he was scared to death the crowd at his first gay venue performance last month was going to boo him. I don't know why but I'm surprised he hadn't played at a gay club sooner. I guess when Anna Kournikova is your girlfriend, you only care if your penis performs well night after night!

"It was my first time performing at a gay club. But I didn't know what to expect. You get nervous, you have this adrenaline, you're going to perform for 3,000 gay men - you don't know if they're going to be silent, if they're going to boo you. I loved it. It's funny, the owner called my manager and said, 'We figured Enrique is probably going to say no....' And I said, 'Yeah. Are you kidding me?'"

"I know the gay audience is very loyal. The guy that I work with, produce all the records with, he's gay. The first person I called was him. I was like, 'Man, guess what we're doing.' He was like, 'We gotta do it. It's going to be great.' When I went on stage, they were singing so loud I couldn't hear myself. My ears were ringing for two days, I promise."

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