July 2007 News Archive (Page 12)

Amy Winehouse has made it known she would like to have children in the near future. Well her parents seem to be keen on the idea too but if you ask me that child doesn't even stand a chance of seeing daylight. At least not until she decides to do a simple task called eat. Just by looking at the above photo, does she look like someone fit to raise kids right now? Don't even get me started on this kid coming out as an addict baby. That's a whole other story! Anyway, here's what her father says about Amy having children:

"(Amy and Blake) are thinking of having children soon. She is all caught up in her career at the moment but she often talks about wanting a baby.You just never know what she's going to do next. Amy will probably want to carry on writing and singing so I've told her I would help out with a baby.

"Her mum Janis and me can fight over who looks after him or her! I wouldn't want Amy to have a nanny, we'll giver her all the help she needs."

How about they start giving Amy the help she needs by telling her to stop using crack, heroine, coke, whatever it is that makes her look like one of the crack hos on East High Street! You know what she'll say if they want her to go to rehab. Oh I so did not just get that cheesy did I? ;) Just call me Munster.

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Nobody can control Britney Spears. Now she's taken over as her own business manager and publicist. Though she's still signed to Jive Records, a source told Page Six, "She is doing all of her own business now."

Our spy saw Spears at Aspen on West 22nd Street yesterday afternoon "signing contracts" - possibly related to the recent deal she inked to open a Las Vegas club.

This is someone who can't get herself some decent hair extensions, and she thinks she can manage herself? I think if Britney's going to manage herself, first thing she needs to do is find a good stylist hair and clothes wise! She is going down one fugged up road now that she's isolating everyone but her children and manny. I hear a mental institution calling her name!

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Good lord, the Claymates just don't let us down do they? Just when I thought they couldn't get any gayer than Clay himself, I bring to you the Claymate mobile and some sexy fans in their Claymate T-shirts. No wonder they all scream about how straight Clay is, they're more cheesy gay than he is!

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And I know you're all just dying to hear Clay comment after a chick threw her panties on stage during the concert too. We can't let you down can we? I'd like to throw my panties at Clay.... After I shit in them!

Linkage!!!

Here's A Recap Of Last Nights Big Brother In Case You Missed It! IBBB
Blair Underwood Is Hot Even At Book Signings Bossip
The Topless Lindsay Lohan Photos Going Around Are Fake! Ninja Dude
It's Obvious Courtney Love's Daughter Didn't Fall Far From The Cobain Tree Evil Beet Gossip
A Great Cartoon Rendition Of Tara Reid And Her Nasty Stomach Juicy News
Gisele Gave Up Smoking For Tom Brady Bumpshack
Victoria Beckham And Her Boys At Soccer Lessons Daily Stab
Paris Hilton And Her New Dog Shares The Same Clothes Gabby Babble
Who Wore It Best - Britney Spears Or A Troll? Holy Candy
Jodie Sweeten Is No Longer A Crack Whore The Rad Report
WTF Is Going On With Christopher Walken? Derek Hail

Sources say Usher is trying to shut down usherforever.com because the woman behind the site, Erika Jackson, doesn't care for his fiancee, Tameka Foster.

"He's had his lawyer send her papers," said an insider.

Foster has proved unpopular with many fans, amid rumors she was responsible for the firing of Usher's manager (and mom), Jonetta Patton. In May, Usher parted ways with longtime publicist Simone Smalls, and recently his other longtime rep, Chris Chambers, left the team. Chambers is said to have disapproved of the "open letter" Usher released to fans last week.

The singer wrote: "It's disturbing that the media and bloggers (under the guise as 'fans') continuously speculate on the personal aspects of my life."

Usherforever.com repeated a scathing response to that letter, originally from Rolling Stone, which called the move "petty."

What an ass! Poor baby can't handle the fact his fans question Tameka's loyalty to him and what a pushover she seems to be. Grow up little man cause the net is a big, big, place and there's no way you're going to stop people from complaining about your bitch!

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WHICH hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night

Come on folks, the only reasonable answer has to be Lindsay Lohan. At least that's my guess and I'm sticking to it. That ho will make ends meat to get her buzz on!

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Winona Ryder stayed quiet about her arrest for shoplifting 4 1/2 years ago but is finally speaking out about. It's about time girl! It's not like you were pushing "H" on the street corner!

"I didn't have this tremendous sense of guilt, because I hadn't hurt anyone," Ryder tells Vogue magazine for its August cover story.

"Had I physically harmed someone or caused harm to a human being, I think it would have been an entirely different experience." Her personal reaction, she says, was "I never said a word. I didn't release a statement. I didn't do anything. I just waited for it to be over."

Still, she says, "The attention was what was embarrassing." She also expresses dismay that one day the news of her arrest topped stories on the supposed capture of Osama bin Laden.

What kind of world do we live in when a celebrity being arrested tops the news of Osama Bin Laden possibly being captured?

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According to Star Magazine, Britney and her mother Lynne had a "shocking slap fest" in mid June which caused Britney to cut her off from her kids. Instead of a usual Britney photo, I thought this video was fitting for the story since it's a total chick slap fight! You can't go wrong when one of them has a shaved head. :)

"Lynne barged into the house and insisted on taking the kids out to spend some private time with them," an insider told the tab. "She didn't ask or suggest, she demanded!" says the insider. "Then she began denigrating Britney's mothering skills and losing her temper at the same time!"

It was because of the cat fight that Spears served the legal papers against her mother, but the buzz is that Lynne Spears is mulling a countersuit. But she doesn't completely blame her daughter â€" she believes the Toxic star is suffering from depression.

They need to get it over with and go on Jerry Springer. I wanna see these crazy bitches throw chairs at each other! I would die to see Lynne pull Britney's weave out.

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CSI Actor Gary Dourdan pulled out a can of whoop ass on a TMZ cameraman last night. Looking all gay in his biker leather, Dourdan grabbed the photog and slammed him to the pavement several times. The attack began after Dourdan pulled up to the club on his motorcycle and shouted "get that fucking camera out of my face!" at the TMZ photographer. Moments later he told the paparazzi "I know all the cops around here, they're my friends" .

I don't get it? Did they catch him walking into the Blue Oyster club or something? Got caught giving hand jobs around the corner? Geesh! Lay of the haterade dude!

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A source close to Federline tells Usmagazine.com that the 29-year-old dancer and dad of four met with the program director at Los Angeles radio station KIIS-FM to talk about becoming a DJ.

"I know he's going to do some stuff at a station- he had an interview at KIIS...he's in talks to to be a DJ on KIIS."

A KIIS-FM source confirms the meeting, but calls any discussions about Federline "informal." The source adds, "He really wants to be on radio. He's made that clear."

I have fears over K-Fed's super sperm somehow impregnating me thru the radio waves. Guess it's a good thing ears aren't vaginas or we'd all be knocked up! If K-Fed gets a radio show, people are just going to call in to let him know how much he sucks. I'd listen just for that!

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Seriously? How does Jordan go from naming her first child Harvey to going completely on the other end of the spectrum and naming your baby, Bunny? I'm hoping that's just what they're calling their baby till they have a real name. Kinda like when you get a new kitten and just call it 'kitty' till you figure out a real name. ;)

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