July 2007 News Archive (Page 4)

Kelly Clarkson realizes she sucks, agrees to do new album with songs Clive Davis picks out - Fox news
Lindsay Lohan's new movie gets mixed reviews - People
Paris Hilton puts her house up for sale - WSJ
Steve Martin gets married - People
Kelly Osbourne will hit broadway in Chicago - FF
"The black kid" and the other two men who were with Lindsay during her DUI chase are suing the bitch - The Insider
Christina Aguilera cancels her Australia shows - - Adelaide
Eddie Murphy is engaged to girlfriend of 10 months, Tracey Edmonds. Good luck, bitch! - Entertainment Tonight

Pete Wentz is cheating on Ashlee Simpson? According to some slut he is.

Some whore said:
We talked consistently since the beginning of May. It all happened because his friend Adam was scoping out places to shoot a movie involving college campuses. I have a few friends from Michigan State that live in LA and my name got dropped.

So in exchange for my offering Adam advice as to where movies could be filmed he offered up "the least I could do is give you a friend of mine's screen name who you might have know of…Pete Wentz.

I'll ask and make sure he's cool with it, just don't give it to anybody." etc etc. I didn't tell a soul and Pete and I had totally confidential conversations since. Until he crossed the line…

Pete and the whore's racy IM message:
i wish youd just stop playing hard to get
not so much a fan…
lol
i want to turn you on.
and get you hot.. maybe make you squirm a little.
you wouldn't be a fan if i was easy to get now would you?
tough to say
i wish you were here
in a small thong with your back to me.
our legs intertwined.. the warmth of your skin radiating onto mine.
youuu…stop
id feel the curve of your ass kind of grind into me.. as i threaded my arms
through yours
pulling you closer.
i feel your breath start to pick up. and go shallow.
wanna write a novel?
i kind of grind against you and i feel you grind back pushing yourself into
me.
you need a buddy in your room tonight i think…it's too bad you didn't
bring me out
i know it.
what would you do
8:20 PM
i want to hear you moan.
are you getting wet betsy
be honest.
stop!
ok. sorry.
its okay…
yes…youre a wonderful writer.
so you feel like answering my question now

i think itd be fun.
to get you on your bed on all fours… have you grab that wrought iron frame
and stick your ass in the air
id come from behind you.. grab your hips.
work my hands up your sides
under your body
down your stomach.
and over your ass
squeezing your ass tight
as i work myself into you.
i officially feel like i'm a porn chat room girl…
how wet are you

i want you to tell me how wet you are.
subject change
ok.
no no
you just did…be honest, how many other girls do you have going right now
ok.
my heart is beating a little fast.
how come?
im turned on.
im hard.
haha um wanna take pictures and like post them on the net and stuff?
hahahah
fuck you lol
whatttt i mean it's never been done before
…
kidding
8:55 PM
well id better run
theyre waiting for me.
we'll talk later though.
kayyy fine
unless you can give me a reason to stay
nope.
talk to you later.
ciao. xo

i wish you were here
in a small thong with your back to me.
our legs intertwined.. the warmth of your skin radiating onto mine.
youuu…stop
id feel the curve of your ass kind of grind into me.. as i threaded my arms
through yours
pulling you closer. - that's poetic shit right there! I just need to figure out how to change the "thong" part to boxers or sumthin' so I can use these lines on a dude.

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Jennifer Lopez and her rat face husband - Yeeeah
These guys are taking themselves "way too seriously"! But hey, someone has to - Popbytes
This can't be good news for Lindsay Lohan's career. Yikes! - Celebrity Smack
This movie is going to be beyond awful - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Deep thoughts by Matt Damon - Holy Candy
Win tickets to meet Beyonce backstage, baby! Do it big in L.A.! - Celeb TV
It's disturbing when child actors grow up! - Rad Report
When saggy boobs meet saggy balls - Ninja Dude
Beyonce says gossip sites hurt her but she doesn't read them - Juicy-News
Hilarious - IBBB
WTF? It's Anna Clumsky, the lil girl from My Girl with Macaulay Culkin. She looks pretty too! - Glitterati
Kate Bosworth is greasy and in love - Daily Stab
Kim Kardashian and Brody Jenner? - Evil Beet
Phoenix Noah is so cute. Gawd, I love all the new pics - Bumpshack
The hotness that is Keeley Hazell - Derek Hail
Kate Moss is addicted to stupid - Gabby
Mid-life crisis? Gavin Rossdale bleaches his hair - Girls Talkin' Smack
Lost Season 4 spoilers - Give Me My Remote
Katharine Heigl's dream wedding - Celebitchy
Heidi Klum's naked Arena magazine cover - Gone Hollywood
Lauryn Hill is so crazy now, I don't know where to begin - Bossip
Her, she and Dupree - Mollygood
Aquafina is a fraud! - Dlisted
Just friends, or more? - Vh1
Amy Winehouse wears a wife beater for a reason - Socialite Life
The Bachelorette finally has her baby! - TMZ

Click on pics for NSFW versions:

What's going on here? Delishis doesn't exactly have any cleavage. Talk about a gaping canal. Why does she look like I can drive my car between her boobs and fill my tank at the gas station between her butt cheeks? Hahahahahahahahaha! I just wanted an excuse to post some Delishis titties. These pics are reason #84 why I sleep in a bra most nights.

And, nope, I don't think these pictures are real, but they could be. Mediatakeout.com has yet to post any accurate story and they like to cut and paste faces on others' bodies, regardless, it's been a while since I've posted some boobies. I don't like to deprive. I'm a giver.


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Andy Samberg gets touchy-feely with his pregnant costar (and onscreen love interest) Isla Fisher at the Hollywood premiere of their film, Hot Rod, at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on Thursday. Of his costar, Samberg said: "She's hilarious . . . She's a total nut bird!"

It's about time! Isla said:

"In the beginning I dodged the rumours… I was trying not to be rude, but there's a time before you're sure everything is all right with no complications that you just don't want to discuss it."

And she jokes she also had to find out who the father was: "I'm doing DNA tests with the cast of (new film) Hot Rod and the cast of Wedding Crashers, and hopefully I'll find out for sure."

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BURBANK, Calif., July 26 (UPI) -- Michael Thursday said the Bush administration has served him with a subpoena regarding his trip to Cuba during the making of his new film, "Sicko."

The Oscar-winning filmmaker, who appeared Thursday on NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," said he was notified about the subpoena at the network's studios in Burbank, Calif.

"I haven't even told my own family yet," Moore said. "I was just informed when I was back there with Jay that the Bush administration has now issued a subpoena for me."

Moore filmed the trip as part of his film comparing the U.S. healthcare system with government healthcare systems in other countries.

He took three Sept. 11, 2001, emergency rescue workers to Guantanamo Bay "because I heard the al-Qaida terrorists we have in the camps there, detained, are receiving free dental, medical, eye care, the whole deal, and our own (Sept. 11) rescue workers can't get that in New York City."

Moore said the film's distributor, the Weinstein Co., will donate 11 percent of "Sicko's" box-office receipts Aug. 11 to "help these workers and the other workers who need help."

I watched SiCKO opening weekend and it's good shit, really good shit, and so freaking hilarious!! I urge you to run to theaters to find out more about how our healthcare system works, it's an issue all of us Americans are affected by.

SiCKO also examines how and why people are denied health care coverage when they thought they were insured and how free socialized health care works for every other industrialized Western nation in the world. I hope we can make a change in America. And according to Michael's site, michaelmoore.com, many people are making changes after watching SiCKO! :)

Also, with the revealing films Michael has made, I always thought it would only be a matter of time before he finds himself in deep dookey. Free speech anyone?

Michael Moore has a ton of interesting content on his site - michaelmoore.com, sicko-movie.com, story source - United Press International

I didn't even recognize Nicole was locking arms with Joel! He looks so different in a suit.

TMZ reports:
A pregnant Nicole Richie faced the music for her wrong-way DUI bust in December -- her second DUI conviction in 4 years.

A court commissioner sentenced Richie to serve four days in the City or County Jail (her choice!) -- she got credit for a fifth day, for the six hours she served after being busted.

Richie was also fined $2,048, was ordered back to school for 21 days to an alcohol education course and on three years probation.

Richie must report to serve her time by September 28.

The commissioner issued Richie a stern warning, telling her if she she drove drunk again and she actually killed someone she could be charged with murder -- not manslaughter. That's because after her first DUI, Richie agreed that if she drove under the influence and killed someone, she'd be nailed for murder

The 25-year-old is expected to give birth sometime in January.

If Nicole has been sentenced to 4 days and she already received credit for 1 day for "serving" 6 hours after her arrest, I expect skeletor to serve around 30 hours. She'll be credited 20 hours for arriving to jail on time and 46 more for saying "please" and "thank you."

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It looks like Paris Hilton's post-prison "new leaf" is one you can smoke. Out at Guy's nightclub in West Hollywood on July 24, Hilton and Mischa Barton's ex Cisco Adler sang karaoke, made out and got high.

The pair arrived at nearly 1 a.m. with two other girls. In skinny jeans, a black tank and a sequined top, Hilton didn't get her own cocktail, but she stole sips from Adler's vodka tonics throughout the night.

Later, the burgeoning popstar sang "Bette Davis Eyes" in honor of a friend's birthday, and stayed onstage for an unexpected encore when the DJ started playing her single, "The Stars are Blind." Musician Adler performed "Brown Eyed Girl," and then left the stage for Hilton's side.

The duo, who Usmagazine.com sources witnessed making out more than once, were perhaps feeling loose and lovey due to the marijuana they were openly smoking at the club.

As the 4 Non Blondes song "What's Up" played in the background, Hilton sang along, replacing the chorus' "what's going on" lyric with "let's smoke a bowl!"

Though they were cuddly inside, Hilton and Adler left at 2:30 a.m. in different cars. The night of debauchery comes just a month after Hilton brazenly told Larry King that she's never done drugs.

Hilton's rep Michael Sitrick tells Usmagazine.com, "Paris absolutely did not smoke pot Tuesday night or Wednesday morning, as I understand was reported. That report is false."

The rep doesn't, however, deny her, uh, lip-locking with Cisco Adler. "She was with Cisco Tuesday night/Wednesday morning," he says.

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TMZ has video interviews with 3 dudes who say Lindsay Lohan chased down her assistant before she got busted with her second DUI.

Dante Nigro, Jakon Sutter and Ronnie Blake are friends with Lindsay's former assistant's boyfriend. Linds invited them to a party and they showed up, but only one of them was allowed in.

The dudes say that Lindsay and her assistant then got into a huge fight and her assistant who stormed off. The three men were about to leave when Lindsay jumped into their white Denali and began driving. One of the guys claims he got scared and jumped out and Lindsay ran over his foot.

Lindsay then hit the highway. Dante says he tried to grab the wheel, so Lindsay said, "If you touch me I'll sue you." Jakon says they begged her to stop. Dante says they were going 100 MPH. Next Linds caught up with the assistant and began doing circles around the assistant's car.

They say at one point, Lindsay bragged, "I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the fuck I want."

The two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."


To read more about just how stupid Lindsay is visit TMZ.com for all that trash.

Clive Davis and Jennifer Hudson at a luncheon honoring him with the UJA of New York's Music Visionary Award.

My mom and I got into a lil "Jennifer Hudson gained weight!" vs. 'No she didn't, it's just her horrible dress!' then, 'Oh wait, she did!' lil spat during the BET Awards. That's 'cause J. Hud really doesn't know how to dress. She looks preggers. The drape dress look can only work on skinny ass bitches; and when the hell is her album gonna drop? It needs to come out soon while we're all still pretending to care.

Hey maybe this dress isn't so bad? But I've been left biased and traumatized from the spacesuit frock she wore to the Oscars.What's possibly even worse than her Oscar "gown"?

This:

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