July 2007 News Archive (Page 5)

Our dear Brit Brit allegedly broke her custody agreement with Kevin Federsperm. Brit took her nugget and tatter tot...um, hungry? Brit took her kids to Vegas. Then Britney's bodyguard, JC, got into a brawl with a paparazzo.

The pap says the bodyguard shoved him, forcing him to knock into Sean Preston Federline. Britney then began screaming at him. Being the well paid bodyguard that he is, JC tackled the pap to the floor and began punching him! Hotel security then told them to leave and they called the Vegas po po to take statements.

Ms. Spears filed an allegation of battery on the photographer on behalf of Sean Preston. Brit allegedly left Vegas early to head back to L.A.

However, that's not how Daddy Dude be rollin'! Federsperm's lawyers demanded that Britney return to L.A. with Kevin's meal tickets because she did not get permission to leave (according to their agreement, Britney has to ask Kevin for permission every time she wants to take her kids out of Los Angeles).

Should Britney be filing a battery charge for Sean Preston? He was her airbag and he allegedly fell outta his high chair, fracturing his skull. Then Brit clenched her drink and almost dropped him on the pavement, busting his head right open in front of the paps. The girl knows how to prioritize. That drink cost like $3, y'all!

Poor thing. It's like Britney can't do anything right... oh wait! She actually can't. Tragic.

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Check out the hot promo picture for the Spice Girls upcoming tour! Love it. I'm glad they're back! Babies, divorces and wrinkles later they're ready to take the stage and croak their hearts out for the world to see.

Despite popular belief, girls aren't always catty. We can join forces and deliver when we wanna. Just don't steal our outfits or use our makeup without asking. The claws come out for that mess.

I'm a Mel B fan now that I know how Eddie Murphy tried to call her a slut, implying that she sleeps around because he "doesn't know who" the father of her baby is. Turns out it's turtle head's baby and he's gotta pay up. All these sluts look good in their promo pic!

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Remember Nicole said she was on Vicodin because of her menstrual cramps? Yup, as if she had enough fat on her body to menstruate in the first place. I hope they bring that up in court again. Bones inspired me. I wonder what I can get away with if I too blame it on the cramps. TMZ reports:

Nicole Richie will appear in court Friday and will cop a plea in her DUI case.

Sources tell TMZ Richie will plead either guilty or no contest to DUI. She will appear before the Court Commissioner, who will sentence her on the spot.

Sources say Richie will receive a minimum sentence of five days in jail. By law, anyone with two DUI convictions must serve at least five days. This conviction will be Nicole's second DUI.

Nicole was arrested on December 11, after cops say she drove the wrong way on a California highway.

Don't ya just love TMZ? They said that Bones has to serve 5 days in jail at least 5 times already. No pun intended... or that was just a horrible pun. Yes, the bitch will be locked up. I can't believe they're reminding us for the umpteenth time! Actually, I'll probably forget, lemme write this down...

It's been two months since Rosie O'Donnell walked away from The View, but now speculation is rife that Whoopi Goldberg and Sherri Shepherd are about to hop into the hot seats.Next week a formal announcement is expected that the two comedians will join the ABC daytime gabfest, the Los Angeles Times reports.

Refusing comment on the report, network spokesman Karl Nilsson tells PEOPLE, "There is nothing to announce. That is my official statement."

ABC Daytime president Brian Frons also told Variety, "We have no closed deal" with Goldberg.

After eight tumultuous months â€" culminating in an uncomfortable-to-watch on-air spat with costar Elisabeth Hasselbeck â€" O'Donnell bolted from the show one month before her one-season contract was due to expire.

Recently, Goldberg, 51, Shepherd, 40, and Kathy Griffin, 46, have been mentioned as the chief possibilities to join Joy Behar, Hasselbeck and Walters at the table.

As for O'Donnell, Friday's New York Times reports that next spring she will appear in a brief New York revival of the 1920's stage musical No, No Nanette. She will play the role of Pauline, a wisecracking maid.

Oh shit! Rosie's in another musical. Bitch thinks she's the white Whitney Houston, always trying to sing. I miss Rosie. I like Sherri, she's funny, but I feel like Whoopi's too reserved. Anywho, I haven't watched the View before Rosie and I haven't really watched it since. Should I care? Heh.

I have quite a lot of breaking it down to do.

First Britney Spears contacted OK! Magazine, offering to give an exclusive interview on her divorce, her kids, her career and her life. OK! scheduled a meeting and a photoshoot, then the trashy publication claimed that things went awry, so they began issuing effed up statements to the press about Britney being a screw loose:

"OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told."

From LainyGossip.com;

"I'm told they spent the weekend deliberating whether or not to scrape together the best among the shit and hope it looks great in editing or to turn the entire story around and expose Britney for what she is â€" even though it would irreversibly damage their relationship with her but at this point, what's left to salvage?"

TMZ also reported:

According to multiple sources, the photos are "so bad" we've learned, that to publish them could "kill her career."

After OK! decided to be attention whores, claiming they are printing super fug pics, Britney's camp threatened the publication with a lawsuit if they printed her rolls and cottage cheese. OK! then pulled the unflattering pics, killing off 50% of what they hyped up in the first place!
Naturally, after hearing about how "heartbreaking" the day was and how I will become "shocked and sad," I told myself that I'd pick up a copy of OK! Luckily, thanks to the Internet and scanners, we all don't have to do so.

I did read the article and I can tell you this - OK! Magazine is simply upset that Britney delivered no tell-all. They had their feelings hurt, so now they're claiming Britney has cooties... er, you get what I'm trying to say. I see right through what OK! is doing. Britney didn't reveal all of her business, so now they're on a campaign to smear her.

Yep, Britney pissed with the door open and she rubbed her greasy fingers on some $6,000+ dress, but that does not mean she's a complete mess!! I mean, did they see her wiping powder off the tip of her nose? That's the true train wreck test. Did she get a DUI on her way home? I think not. I rest my case. The stubble head is doing just fine.

To read the interview, click each pic below.

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Possibly the worst looking boobs I have ever seen - Yeeeah!
Who's Paris Hilton banging now? - Derek Hail
Crazy 911 call during Lindsay Lohan's DUI crash - Celebrity Smack
Scarlett Johansson splurges - Holy Candy
Adrianne Curry is my favorite slut - The Rad Report
Tom Cruise extortion - Ninja Dude
Must Jessica Biel always look manly? - Bourbon Hipster
Why is Angelina Jolie depressed now? - Socialite's Life
My Chemical Romance day - Bree says
Amy Winehouse's career really doesn't stand a chance - Allie is Wired
Claire Danes' nip slip - Daily Stab
Danielynn is super cute. New pics - Evil Beet
Woman banned for life from Walmart - Bumpshack
Posh doesn't like Paris - Gabby
Naomi Watts had a baby boy - People
Rumer Willis in hotel room during drug bust - People

A pissed off Michael Lohan hit up OK! magazine to respond to Ali's defensive email, deflecting any responsibility for the Lohans' turmoil while continuing to ostracize himself from his family, sticking his head even further up his own ass.

OK!: What is the first thing that went through your mind when you heard about Ali's letter?

Michael Lohan: I said, ‘Get me on the phone with David Kaplan.' For Ali to say that I was never there and I'm lying…People who have known us for 25 years know that I have always been there for my kids. These lies have got to stop because they are having an effect on my children. We don't realize in life is that what I do affects my kids.

OK!: Is it a chain reaction?

Michael: Absolutely, it's a reciprocal effect, it's like a pebble in a pond. Everyone gets affected by it, but we don't realize it and I certainly didn't in my life and I should have. Now you get these things on VH-1 being written by my daughter Ali. Ali was too young to remember any of this. And you know what, reflect back on Lindsay's soundtrack, "Daughter to Father, Confessions of a Broken Heart," read the words �" "I wait for the postman to bring me a letter, I wait for the good lord to make me better, I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders, a family in crisis that only gets older." And then she goes on to say, "where are you now daddy I love you, I love you." It's a story of love and caring about a father.

OK!: You just want your daughters to be happy? In the end that's what a father wants for their children, to be happy?

Michael: I just wanted to help. You know I just wanted to be there for my kids and make Lindsay a success. She's blessed and gifted.

OK!: Are you proud of Lindsay?

Michael: Lindsay is my daughter, I love her to death. You know if I could serve the time for her in jail I would myself, if they allowed me to I would. If I could die for my kids I would. I gladly, without a blink of an eye, give my life for my children. And that's what it's about, loving my kids.


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After months of telling the world how much they like each other, Orlando Bloom and his Pirates Of The Caribbean co-star Naomie Harris finally went out for a romantic dinner together in London last night.

Naomie, who played a gold-toothed voodoo priestess in the film, went to watch Orl in action in the working-class drama In Celebration at the Duke of York Theatre last night - and afterwards he swept the lucky girl off to Scott's in Mayfair for an intimate meal.

The pair reportedly became close on the set of Pirates Of The Caribbean and Naomie, 30, was a shoulder to cry on when Orlando, also 30, split from longterm girlfriend Kate Bosworth last year.

A source says: "She scored points with Orlando by being his friend first. He admitted recently that he's interested in more than a friendship with Naomie."

And she feels the same as she gushed: "Orlando - I love him! He was really sweet, and I was like, 'Yeah, you're the hottest one'."


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Former Laguna Beach dick chaser and DUI bimbo, Jessica Smith, is talking trash about Lindsay Lohan.

"I think (Lohan) needs real help, not Promises-type of help with massages and everything. She needs to go to a real place to address her problem. The bottom line is she needs help. She keeps messing up."

Jess pled guilty on misdemeanor DUI charges earlier this summer.

"I think she deserves whatever punishment she gets. If she gets off just because she's Lindsay Lohan, that's ridiculous. If someone slaps her on the wrist, and is like, ‘oh, you bad girl,' she won't learn her lesson."

"My situation is different [from Lindsay's], because it's not like it was my third time. She's just out of rehab and she has an ankle bracelet. I think that's odd. I got 80 hours of community service and I didn't have anything on my record."

Haha! Bitch wants some attention and I fell for it by blogging about her ass. I kind of like the hypocrite?!

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On Lindsay Lohan's DUI arrests:

"If you are dumb enough and arrogant enough or immature enough to place other people's lives in danger you have to be punished. Seriously, I'm not playing around. She is not the victim - the public is the victim because it is the public that is at risk.

"If the young community sees that we are more worried about Lindsay Lohan than we are about the people who have to dodge out of the way of her car, being driven erratically, that's not where our emphasis should be. When you place other people's lives at risk there are serious consequences. If you drive a car and we've taken away your privilege of driving a car then you have to go to jail. You don't have to go to jail forever but you have to go to jail until it hurts."


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Britney Spears is a cute girl. She's not hot, she's not gorgeous, she's the girl next door who knows how to sex it up and shake her really good ass... the one she had back in the day. The cute Britney is in there somewhere beneath the fug, maybe the hot has been gone for so long, she's a lost cause?

I will always be amazed at how Britney manages to look worse. What's truly disturbing about her fashion choices is that she's trying and she's rich! The heels, the scarf turned headband, the earrings, tablecloth dress, saggy boobs, and roach breeding weave. SMH. I almost wanna go clean out my closet just to make sure I'll never walk out the house looking anything remotely like classy Brit Brit.

source: flynet