July 2007 News Archive (Page 7)

After being released on bail for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence and with a suspended license and felony cocaine possession, Lohan wrote in an e-mail to Access Hollywood,

"I am innocent... did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy,"

I can't wait until this bitch does time. Hopefully she'll do months, not weeks. She's in total denial and obviously doesn't want to get clean. A little jail just might do the arrogant little twat some good!


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Lindsay Caricature via: PrettyontheOutside.com

Alright, I know many of you love Beyonce, her music and her bizarre thrashing around during her performances, but I'm not a fan.

I think her dancing is amusing and terribly funny with her head snapping in every direction and her lace front wig getting whipped around the room in a violent manner. So I found the following video to be a riot because Beyonce falls down some stairs while on stage.

Heh. I know, I'm evil, but falling is funny. And Beyonce falling is especially heart warming.

(Since they already managed to get the Beyonce falling video taken off of YouTube, here's a new link. )

It was Bindi Irwin's birthday yesterday, and the little cutie turned 9 years old.

She celebrated in Australia with family, friends and the band, The Veronicas, who she says are her "best friends in the whole world". The band also performed at the event.

The celebration was held on Queensland's Sunshine Coast, and Bindi was made an official staff member at the family's Australia Zoo.

Terri Irwin also said that she gave the birthday girl walkie talkies for her birthday.

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Lindsay Lohan's mother couldn't wait to take the opportunity to talk to the media about her daughter's drug and legal woes.

Instead of spending time with her daughter or doing something proactive, she chose to talk to The Insider and sob about their high-profile lives and how the paparazzi are all over their case, blah, blah, blah. Gee, if you are so concerned about your privacy, your daughter's well being, and the media, then please tell me, Dina Lohan, why on earth did you choose to run to the press and air your family's dirty laundry?

Good lawd, woman. No wonder your daughter's a mess.

Says Dina, Mother-of-the-Year,

"We are doing everything in our power in support of Lindsay and I won't give up �" this is my daughter and we love her."

"I am sick over this. My children, my family, we are like prisoners in our own home because paparazzi [are stalking us] outside [our]home. Lindsay is in a safe place, and we are trying to strategically work out our next step."

I bet you are.


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During the Flavor Flav Roast this past weekend, Flavor of Love contestants Deelishis and Saaphyri got into a spat with another woman attending the event while in the bathroom.

A source who was in the restroom at the time says it all went down when Deelishis and Saaphyri tried to cut in line.

An older woman who was washing her hands at the time told the snotty bitches that they should wait their turn in line like everyone else. The two sassy bitches spat back,

"Do you know who we are?!"

Oh gawd, did they have to say that? The lamest line in the book. You know what they say, if you have to tell someone who you are..

But the woman, who proved to be equally catty, had a priceless response;

"My outfit cost more than your rent!"

At that point the girls did just what they are quasi-famous for doing. They started screaming every foul obscenity they could in the woman's face.

Didn't Saaphyri just win the reality show 'Charm School'? Yes, they are entertaining, but those bitches have let their fame go to their fat little heads. Sorry girls, no one will remember your big asses in a year or two. Truth hurts!


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To those who remember the early 1980's, Lionel Richie is remembered as the 'Can't Slow Down' man.

But for the younger generations, Lionel is simply known as Nicole Richie's father.

Lionel told Australia's Daily Telegraph,

"I'll be in an airport and I'll hear a bloodcurdling scream. There'll be a group of Italian kids on holiday, going to Disneyland or something, and I'm thinking, 'The kids recognise me, thank you very much.'

"And they rush over to me, and ask, 'Are you Nicole Richie's dad?' and I say, 'Yep. OK, I'll take that.' I'm just the dad. It seems to have made me a bit cool."

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"Everyone in our band's crew is required to wear a black-white-and-red suit, but everyone's allowed to wear whatever style hat they want... I think hats are really important things."

-Jack White of the White Stripes on what he likes his crew to wear

Outkast's Big Boi (Antwan Andre Patton) is offering a $50,000 reward on any information to help catch thieves who stole an entire collection of jeans from his designer wife, Sherlita Patton.

The rapper's wife owns her own clothing store in Atlanta, GA. The crooks stole his wife's top designs and he is ready to even the score.

"It is not a good day when your wife calls and says, ‘Babe, they got us.' So you know, I've got to see about this personally. You don't even have to call the police folk. Just call me � I'll get this handled."

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OK! Magazine plans on running the awful, unedited photos of Britney Spears, taken at a recent photo shoot for her exclusive 'tell-all' with the magazine. The photo shoot was a mess, and Britney stunned everyone with her behavior.

"She was also completely paranoid ... fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her."

At one point during the shoot, Britney ate fried chicken and then wiped her fingers all over the Gucci dress (worth thousands) that she was wearing. Her dog was also reportedly pissing and shitting all over the place and Britney picked up the dogs turds with a Chanel dress!!

In an exclusive statement to TMZ, OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens said,

"OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told."

From LainyGossip.com;

"I'm told they spent the weekend deliberating whether or not to scrape together the best among the shit and hope it looks great in editing or to turn the entire story around and expose Britney for what she is â€" even though it would irreversibly damage their relationship with her but at this point, what's left to salvage?"

So be looking for those magical pics sometime in the next week. I'm sure they'll be priceless!


Photo Credit: PrettyontheOutside.com

Lindsay Lohan was arrested around 2:15 am this morning for DUI and controlled substance. What would that controlled substance be? Cocaine which they found in her pants during a search at the police station.

The Police showed up when they got a call of one car chasing another. Lindsay was in the chase car. Who the hell was she chasing? Anyway, she was initially thought to be under the influence of alcohol and after a field sobriety test in which she failed to walk the line straight, Lindsay was arrested. Her blood alcohol level was around .12 to .13.

Her bail was set at $25,000 and Lindsay was released just a short time ago. She's looking hot in that mug shot isn't she?

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