The good folks at Redbook featured a massively photoshopped Faith Hill on their latest cover.
Is Faith Hill not amazingly gorgeous enough already? Puh-leeze.
They've given her an ultra slim waistline, spindly arms and completely erased things like wrinkles, bags under her eyes and even her collarbone.
But hey, it could have been worse. It could have turned out like Julia Roberts cover. They mutilated that poor girl!
Tammy Faye Messner died Friday morning of colon cancer.
Her death was announced by Larry King on Saturday night. Her family asked him to be the first one to report her passing.
Messner's son Jay Bakker said on his website,
"She had a very peaceful death and is no longer in pain. To grant her wish she was cremated today and her ashes were buried at a private ceremony."
"Thank you to everyone for their prayers and support over the years â" it has helped me more than you will ever know. Please continue to pray for her husband Roe as well as the rest of my family."
Messner's ex-husband Jim Bakker released a statement Saturday, saying,
"Our family is deeply saddened by the news of the passing of Tammy Faye. She lived her life like the song she sang, 'If Life Hands You a Lemon, Make Lemonade.' "
Looks like they have too much time on their hands at the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Philippines. I guess if someone still has love for Michael it should be foreign prisoners. Don't you love the shemale in the video? She..He... It's got hawtness written all over it!
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Actually being sexy and trying to be sexy are two different things. Obviously Hilary doesn't know the difference. Is is just me or is that a bobble head in the last picture?
After The National Enquirer ran shots of the former soap stud, 37, in the buff on a nude "gay beach" in Maui, Moore explained to reporters yesterday, "I went on vacation with two girlfriends of mine who, interestingly enough, got cut out of the pictures. We found a nude beach that, as far as I know, was a unisex beachâ¦"I had two hot chicks with me who wanted to go skinny dipping," he went on. "Thank God the water was fairly warm!"
I thought all guys take their hot chicks to gay nude beaches? Shemar, just admit you're a butt pirate! The chicks probably aren't in the pics because he wanted to make himself look available to all the boys. If he did have a couple of chicks with him, they were just there as his 'beards'.
Wouldn't you love to be her little watermelon right now? ;)
Buckeey has a nice ass too but Delishis' looks like it has it's own back-up beeping system that school buses have! She could hide live animals or little people up in there!
Reality TV starHeidi Montag will launch her pop career with a performance of an untitled new song at her 21 birthday party in in Las Vegas. The Hills star is refusing to reveal too much about new song, but admits it features a sample of one of her favorite tunes.
She says, "It's an '80s sample from Depeche Mode's 'Personal Jesus.' I love their music."
Now that she has tits she thinks she can become a pop star? Just because Spencer tells her she sings like a bird while she's riding him to get her to hump a little longer, doesn't mean she should actually attempt to sing in front of people!
Suge Knight took a lesson from Mike Tyson's school of biting and bit Kevin Connelly's finger during a little fun wrestling match at an Espy Awards after party. Kevin didn't really do anything about it and I don't blame him. Call Suge a bitch and next thing you know he has you bent over with a 9mm up your ass making you scream his name with a smile on your face.
The two were playfully wrestling at the late-night after-party thrown by awards host LeBron James at the Mondrian hotel.
"Kevin and Suge were wrestling and Suge literally bit Kevin's finger," says a witness. "He was bleeding everywhere." Was Kevin fighting back? "No way! He was too busy bleeding."
"Kevin didn't seem too upset," says the spy, "although he must have been in tons of pain."
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