July 2007 News Archive (Page 9)

Ka-POW!

It's a little sad, don't you think? I mean, does she really need those massive funbags to feel beautiful? I personally think they distract from her beauty. But then again, I don't have a penis.

More of Coco's tig ol' bitties after the jump!

Alex Rodriguez and his wife made an appearance at Fifth Avenue's FAO Schwartz for a reading and signing of his new children's book, "Out of the Ball".

According to NYDailyNews.com, Cynthia Rodriguez seemed anything but pleased with her husband. She barely looked at him and only smiled when a photo was taken of the couple and their two year-old daughter Natasha. After the reading Cynthia left as Alex stayed and signed his book for the kids.

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Angelina Jolie's weight loss is causing her to become depressed and some days unable to get out of bed according to NW magazine.

Her concerns are about being the thinnest she has ever been and how it will affect her ability to have another child.

"Ange is panicking she can't have any more biological kids because she's too thin," says a source. "She's skinnier than she's ever been in her entire life. But the more she worries and frets, the more weight she loses.

"She desperately wants more kids with Brad, but knows she'll never have another kid if she doesn't get a grip on her eating issues. So now she's terrified they'll never be able to add to the family and that will force her and Brad apart."

There's also that pesky rumor of a Hollywood actress doing smack on a regular basis that's upsetting Jolie. Many believe she is the actress in question.

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According to TMZ, Britney Spears recently called "OK!" magazine and asked to speak with Editor-in-Chief Sara Ivens.

She was put through to Ivens and they spoke of Britney doing a 'tell-all' interview for the magazine. Britney's idea of course.
Ivens agreed.

Britney is supposedly going to blab about her kids, the deteriorating relationship with her mother and her ex-husband, Kevin Federline.

They're not wasting any time getting it out either. The issue hits stands next week.

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Photo Source: CelebUtopia.net

Related: Jane magazine retires


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"I have major trust issues. I just don't make out with people. That's a waste of my kisses and time. And it's so personal - it's, like, my face. Plus, I'm afraid of mouth herpes."

-Kelly Clarkson on why she has only kissed 5 guys in her lifetime

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I've heard before that Lindsay Lohan likes to parade around in the nude when she invites people to her pad to do blow and party. So I wasn't really shocked to hear that Lindsay took all her clothes off and pranced around the halls of the rehabilitation center while receiving treatment.

Apparently Lindsay bragged about the incident recently while at Allegra Versace's birthday party.

A source told the National Enquirer,

"Lindsay was howling with laughter as she told all her friends, including Bruce Willis' daughter Rumer. They were all giggling too and their eyes were popping out.

"Lindsay said, 'I drove them all mad wandering around completely naked. They kept telling me to quit, but it was so much fun to tease all those boys. I just couldn't stop it!' "

Yeah, she's changed...just like Paris Hilton has changed.


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"The Simpsons Movie," opening on Friday, reminds us of your substantial role in giving masterpiece status to cartoons and animation. Do you see yourself as an A-level artist?

No. Cartooning is for people who can't quite draw and can't quite write. You combine the two half-talents and come up with a career.

How much of the movie is hand-drawn?

We used a combination of cheap labor and computers.

What does that mean? You outsourced the film to animators in China?

No. When I say cheap, I mean there's no amount of money that an animator can be paid â€" they deserve our eternal gratitude. I would give them back massages if they would take them.

One highlight of 20th-century art is surely Marge Simpson's blue beehive hairdo.

That was inspired by a combination of my own mother's hairstyle in the 1960s and, of course, "The Bride of Frankenstein."

Marge's hair also puts one in mind of Queen Nefertiti and makes her seem regal beside her husband.

Any woman would seem regal in comparison to Homer.

Read the rest of the Matt Groening Interview after the jump!

The good folks at Redbook featured a massively photoshopped Faith Hill on their latest cover.

Is Faith Hill not amazingly gorgeous enough already? Puh-leeze.

They've given her an ultra slim waistline, spindly arms and completely erased things like wrinkles, bags under her eyes and even her collarbone.

But hey, it could have been worse. It could have turned out like Julia Roberts cover. They mutilated that poor girl!

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Tammy Faye Messner died Friday morning of colon cancer.

Her death was announced by Larry King on Saturday night. Her family asked him to be the first one to report her passing.

Messner's son Jay Bakker said on his website,

"She had a very peaceful death and is no longer in pain. To grant her wish she was cremated today and her ashes were buried at a private ceremony."

"Thank you to everyone for their prayers and support over the years â€" it has helped me more than you will ever know. Please continue to pray for her husband Roe as well as the rest of my family."

Messner's ex-husband Jim Bakker released a statement Saturday, saying,

"Our family is deeply saddened by the news of the passing of Tammy Faye. She lived her life like the song she sang, 'If Life Hands You a Lemon, Make Lemonade.' "

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