July 2007 News Archive (Page 3)

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"Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don't go grabbin' somebody else's, somebody's husband's balls, you understand me? That's very disrespectful."

Faith Hill broke it down at her Lafayette, Louisiana concert this weekend when some country ho grabbed Tim McGraw's goods.

Jerry Oppenheimer, author of 'House of Hilton' says Paris Hilton's grandfather, Conrad 'Barron' Hilton, co-chairman of the global Hilton chain, will now leave his fortune to charity.

The 26-year-old heiress has reportedly been cut out of her 79-year-old grandfather's will, who is said to be 'embarrassed' by her promiscuous antics. 'Barron' has been forced to stomach his granddaughter's porn tape floated on the world web, as well as her seeing her kicking and screaming out of a court house into the slammer for drink driving.

Oppenheimer said: 'He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris. He now doesn't want to leave unearned wealth to his family.'

Granddaddy Warbucks also reportedly just cashed in on 1.2 billion after selling a large part of his Hilton share to equity firm Blackstone.


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A source on the set of Britney's new video said, "She just didn't want to cooperate and was snotty and rude to everyone â€" behaving like a complete and utter spoilt brat. She was completely uncooperative and left everyone hanging about when she went for an hour's massage â€" twice."

"She didn't eat or drink anything other than can after can of Red Bull. She could have drank 20 of them all told."

This source also says that during her "pole dancing" scene Britney got really emotional and made the extras leave.

"Suddenly she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically. All her make-up had run. By now it was nearly midnight and the director just called things to an end and sent people home."

"It was a total shambles."

Um, bullshit! Britney's a slut, and that's exactly why I know poll dancing wouldn't bring her to tears. It would bring her to hysteric giggles. 'So fun y'all. Watch me shake my thang!' Other than that, I won't comment. I'm gonna be nice on this post. :)


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Lookin' gorgeous!!

America Ferrera, who is in the running for an Emmy, was named best TV actress and also received the Imagen Foundation's Creative Achievement Award.The show's Ana Ortiz won for best supporting actress.

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Maybe they watched I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. Jess is lookin' hot in the film. Although some are offended by the flick, I know I laughed my ass off while I was watching it.

Hmmm... I hope Jess doesn't get too attached. Ya gotta have fun with JT while you can because he'll throw you under the bus when he's done using you.


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Usher's wedding to his senior of 10 years, and future baby mama, Tameka Foster, was canceled on Saturday just hours in advance!

No one knows if the two are even still together. So, wtf happened?

The New York Daily News reports:

Some guests speculated Usher was furious after discovering his intended had concealed details of her past. Late last week, the National Enquirer reported that Foster was an ex-con whose drug-dealing ex-lover had been gunned down.

Still others wondered whether the long-standing enmity between Foster and Usher's mother was to blame. In May, the singer fired his mom, Jonetta Patton, from her job as his manager, allegedly at Foster's prompting. "Jonetta was invited to the wedding at the last minute, but she didn't want to go," a source told the Daily News. "She's not a hypocrite. As much as she loves her son, she's not going to pretend that everything's fine," the source said.

People magazine reports:

"Usher's mother [and former manager, Jonetta Patton, whom he fired in May] is against the wedding. That is one of the main obstacles. They only decided two weeks ago to have a wedding. They wanted to have it take place before the baby bump started showing."

Usher and Foster also "had a lot of differences about the details. For example, the bride wanted barbeque, [and] he wanted to have [renowned chef] Jean Georges cook," said the source.

As a result of the differences, the wedding "was on again off again for the past few days. [Foster] was calling it off because she wasn't getting the things that she wanted. The mother was calling it off. … Usher was calling it off."

Life& Style also reports that Usher invited his estranged father to the ceremony. Robin Thicke was scheduled to perform and the guest list included Janet Jackson, Jermaine Dupri, Ashanti, Nelly, Beyonce and Jay-Z.

Woo hoo! Tameka is an alleged ex-con who's causing such a rift between Usher and his mother. She's gone from assistant to knocked up engaged slut. She's controlling, which also makes her fugly, and there's speculation that Usher's not even the baby daddy. I wanna see a DNA test.

They're complete opposites. Usher wanted a chef, bitch wanted a backyard barbecue - it was never gonna last! Their whole whirlwind romance and wedding is just too hood and Usher's classy and the bitch needs to get the fug away from him. Something about her is dirty and stanky.


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Papa Joe said Jessica was guaranteed an Oscar if she took the role of a porn star, but he said no. Joe told People magazine,

"The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star. We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I was like, 'Eh, we'll just buy a [statue of a] little man and keep our clothes on.' "

Since she shot to fame in 2003 with ex-husband Nick Lachey on MTV's Newlyweds Jessica Simpson, 27, has been receiving quirky TV-show proposals "every day," according to her father.

"Jessica has three more movies to shoot; she has a new record coming in September. If the right role came up, of course, we'd never turn that down."

Joe's lying, he knows Jess can't act. If Papa Joe knew Jessica would get an Oscar for playing a porn star, he would have made her take that role! He would have had to play her lover, of course. But he would force her to spread like an eagle so he can put her Academy Award on his resume. Always pimpin'. He's one of the best managers and most perverted fathers in Hollywood right now.

Audiences at the Laugh Factory in West Hollywood were shocked and awed last week, after axed Season One "American Idol" co-host Brian Dunkleman (memba him? no?) went on a tirade against Ryan Seacrest. Girls behaving badly!

During his set, Dunkleman, now an alleged comedian, poked fun at his stint on "Idol," but when he began making inappropriate comments like, "If wishes came true Ryan Seacrest would have AIDS," the sad sap went on to spew that Seacrest "probably already has AIDS."

Because, really, what's funnier than incurable life-threatening epidemics?! Luckily, once Dunkleman was done with his vicious diatribe, other comics like Godfrey brought life back into the room by actually being funny!

There are currently over 40 million people living with HIV/AIDS worldwide.

I totally remember Brian Dunkleman, and not because it looks like someone smushed his face with a steam roller. I remember when he left American Idol to pursue acting because he felt like he was above simply being a co-host.

Brian's plans worked out, didn't they? The other day I was reading excerpts from Russell Simmons new book, Do You! 12 Laws to Access the Power in You to Achieve Happiness and Success. Lesson here, folks? You don't gotta buy the book (although it's really good), Law #1: Don't do a Dunkleman. He ruined his own career. Patience pays off. Joking about AIDS because you're so bitter? Not so much.


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