Lindsay Lohan Is "The Greatest Actress In The World"?

The National Enquirer claims a conceited Lindsay told her friend she's amazing.

"The higher Lindsay got, the more arrogant and mean she became," said a former party pal of the 21-year-old star. "She ranted and raved about her talent, claiming: 'I'm the greatest actress in the world! No one's even close to me right now!'

"And then she proceeded to viciously slam a slew of young actresses, who she considered to be her competition."

Here's what she said about her fellow actresses:

Scarlett Johansson is "ugly, fat and has no talent."

Jessica Simpson "can't sing and is dumb as (bleep)."

Sienna Miller is a "no-talent crackhead."

Keira Knightley is "a flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress."

Jessica Biel is a "phony, scheming, joke of an actress."

The "greatest actress" who no one comes close to? I buy it. Bitch was doing lines. But a "cardboard cutout of an actress"? We all know fireho doesn't talk like that.

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