Mary-Kate Olsen was sitting outside at Opera the other night and the table was littered with Grey Goose bottles. She was in a good mood and Owen Wilson drifted over and struck up a conversation with her.

A few giggles later they were getting along so well that he had his arm around her. He asked for her phone number and she gave it to him.

How old is Owen? Mary-Kate can do better. After Kate Hudson divorced her husband for his cock, he only gave her a few months worth of the goods. His nose is a microscopic flaccid penis, and he must not be able to inhale properly through that thing because he sounds congested.

Hitting on an Olsen twin? Owen's real dick must be just as big as the penis on his face. Hoping a young, potentially inexperienced girl doesn't know any better?! Look at them yellow teef and wrinkles. Douche needs to dye his roots.


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