Bobby Brown & His Mysteriously Wet Crotch Are Paranoid Of Bin Laden

Bobby's in Australia on tour right now and beefed up his security while he's overseas. He's been freaking out about Bin Laden ever since he heard that Osama wanted to kill him so he could bang Whitney. I didn't realize he had enough fans to even need security.

"I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won't happen. But if he wants to try and find me for something so stupid, he can do what he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power."Come on, if anybody [else was] threatened by Al Qaeda, they'd take it seriously."

Ticketbuyers didn't and showed up, but they didn't take Brown seriously, either. The singer took off his shirt at one point "unveiling his sweaty, abdominally challenged torso [and mysteriously wet crotch]" and the audience screamed with laughter, but were dead silent when he tried to get them to do a "call and response," wrote one reviewer in the Herald Sun.

"Mysteriously wet crotch".... Hahaha! Gawd shave your ballsack every now and then Bobby! I guess I shouldn't really laugh since I get mysteriously wet crotch while I work out my abdominally challenged torso at the gym.

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