Nicole Richie the impregnated waif has chosen to serve out her 4-day sentence at Lynwood jail. Lynwood is the same place Parisite Hilton served her 23-day sentence. This of course means Nicole's fetus may become infected. You know Paris' diseases have seeped into the walls, and undiscovered STD strains have gone airborne.
Because Richie is so gangsta, she chose Lynwood over a nicer, "private jail." Lynwood will serve her some celebrity justice.
At Lynwood, the Sheriff could turn a 4-day sentence into a revolving door, because of the overcrowding problem. Even if Nicole didn't go in and out, she would do much less than 4 days.
She could enter Lynwood late one evening (as Paris did) and she'd get credit for an entire day. On top of that, there's "good time" credit that would shave a significant portion of the sentence.
What was I thinking by assuming Nicole would be released after 30 hours? More like 3... hmmm... maybe 9.
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