Don’t Mess With J. Lo’s Booty, She Will Make An Ass Out Of You

J. Lo’s super bitter, ungrateful first hubby, Ojani Noa, threatened to write a tell-all book, but he just got owned.

Noa’s plans to publish the book, which was to be titled The Unknown Truth: A Passionate Portrait of a Serial Thriller. Noa’s book was to detail his first sexual encounter with Lopez, as well as claims that the singer had multiple affairs while they were married.

Arbitrator Richard Chernick agreed – that the book and the public allegations by Noa violate a settlement in a separate lawsuit in which Noa agreed not to disparage Lopez or to attempt to profit by disclosing details about her private life.

A court-appointed arbitrator has ruled that Jennifer Lopez’s first husband, Ojani Noa, should pay her nearly $545,000 for his plans to write a tell-all book.

Yep, you read it correctly. This douche threatened J.Lo and now he has to empty his pockets and pay her $545,000! Ojani and J. Lo had an initial agreement that he wasn’t supposed to talk trash about her in the first place.

The arbitrator also banned Noa from “criticizing, denigrating, casting in a negative light or otherwise disparaging or causing disparagement” to Ms. Lopez. Noa also has to give J. Lo or her attorney all copies of materials related to his book.

Now that’s gotta hurt! Who has half a million at their disposal to pay to Jennifer Lopez? She has stripped this jerk of his masculinity and his potentially Pulitzer Prize winning memoir.


People