Paris Hilton was flaunting her big titties in some wonder bra bathing suit or other? The heiress was mysteriously filling out the top of her plunging one-piece that she was rockin’ outside her Malibu home.
Entourage’s Adrian Grenier also kicked it with the infested slut. He was reportedly helping her film a documentary about the relationship between celebrities and photographers.
Wow! I dunno what’s crazier? How big Paris’ tits look? Or that she’s working on a documentary? Actually, the big boobs are more shocking. Paris’ “documentary” about celebs and photographers is just gonna be footage of her giving a blow job to one of the paps.
Bree interviewed Heidi and Spencer at the Hills launch party! Check it - Bree says
Are Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown “just friends”? - Celebrity Smack
Derek Jeter has infected ALL of these people?! - Holy Candy
Angelina Jolie says Brad Pitt is worth going heterosexual for - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
MTV’s installing software to spy on their viewers - Rad Report
David Beckham goes shirtless and joins the L.A. Galaxy in their soccer game - Gabby
Which A-List couple is moving in together? - Daily Stab
Cassie should remain nude at all times - Bumpshack
The YouTube video taking over the Internet by storm - Evil Beet
Amanda Bynes’ new gig - Glitterati
Hayden Panettierre goes kinky - Ninja Dude
Angelina Jolie’s daughter is getting huge - Juicy-News
Who’s “kicking fashion in the nuts”? - Yeeeah
Super hot wax figure - Allie Is Wired
J.Lo had a boob job? Her tits still look small to me - City Rag
The 50 cent vs. Kanye West feud - Socialite’s Life
Another one bites the dust - G-Spot
Bail set at $1 million for New Jersey schoolyard slayings suspect, Jose Carranza - CNN
When asked about Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad says, “It could be a lot worse. It could be someone I actually care about saying those things. I don’t have that high of expectations for them.” OUCH! - Us Magazine
Terrence Howard boasts that he won’t date any woman who doesn’t use baby wipes on visits to the toilet. He says toilet paper just isn’t good enough and he tells his bitches that they must make the switch to baby wipes. Terrence told Elle magazine,
“If they’re using dry paper, they aren’t washing all of themselves. It’s just unclean. So if I go inside a woman’s house and see the toilet paper there, I’ll explain this. And if she doesn’t make the adjustment to baby wipes, I’ll know she’s not completely clean.”
Terrence also recently said that he’s gone celibate because having sex with a lot of women is dirty. Sounds like he’s making excuses for not being with women. His revelations are interesting.
I would like to send out my sincerest apologies to anyone who has emailed me since March 25th. That’s right folks, I have not received ANY emails sent to JoyA@poponthepop.com from March 25- August 8th.
On August 8th I discovered that my site’s host, the spawn of Satan, has screwed me over yet again. The summary is: when I moved from blogger, Dreamhost decided to eff with my email, intercepting my email from my site’s domain provider, GoDaddy.com, where I’ve always received emails to JoyA@poponthepop.com. There was no indication anywhere that my inbox had been moved. I never activated my email with Dreamhost and my GoDaddy email account still appeared to be active.
I spent a significant amount of time on Wednesday going through 4,000 emails (no exaggeration, literally almost 4,000 emails), and I have many people to get back to. I wasn’t receiving any email thanks to the spawn of Satan.
I don’t effing trust Dreamhost, so for now, if you have anything you want to let me know, please email me at onthepopmail@yahoo.com. I’ve also changed my email address under POTP.com’s “Contact” header to onthepopmail@yahoo.com because I don’t want to take any chances.
Jill Scott is just too fierce for words!! This is the jam. She’s so talented and beautiful and confident. I love her! Plus, near to the end of the video, Jill has a cameo with Tavis Smiley and Cornel West. This video made my day.
“I won’t have a third child. My life is so hectic and I’m happy with one of each. They’re happy, healthy and fun, so I’m done.”
Catherine’s right. She already had her babies and I love that she’s being honest, unlike J.Lo who’s been saying she’s having a baby every month for the past 10 years.
Ashlee Simpson was in Chicago last weekend with her guyliner boyfriend, Pete Wentz, at the Hard Rock Hotel when female fans approached her man. Pete’s fans were simply requesting to take pictures with the rocker when Ash reportedly “got whiny and dragged him away.”
I do the same thing to the dudes I date, except, instead of them being approached by female fans, it’s more like homeless bag ladies with moles on their eyeballs and brown stains on their teeth. I don’t wanna take any chances. Ashlee’s just cautious.
Gossip site L.A. Rag Mag claims they have a source who says Derek Jeter infected Jessica Alba with herpes.
According to the source, Jessica’s Valtrex prescription had to be refilled on a regular basis. Derek Jeter’s girlfriends have included: Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo, and Jessica Biel.
If this isn’t true, I hope Jess files a lawsuit. These accusations are completely libelous. However, herpes is actually very common. One of my friends works in a pharmacy, he fills Valtrex prescriptions all the time, and he says you’d be surprised by who’s taking it. Plus, ABC was having difficulty casting females for the latest season of The Bachelor because so many female applicants had herpes. Scary shit.
I need to see a scan of Alba’s Valtrex so all of us bloggers can start insulting her just as much as we do to Paris Hilton. It’s only fair.
Roseanne on Perez Hilton: i wish that perez h. would sneak onto my land here, and then i could legally shoot him. I think i could lure him with promises of free lard cookies and chubby chasing gays who would actually want to let him gag on their knobs.
He didnt get that my blogs were a joke, and then he didnt get that my intern thing was a joke either. How can you be gay and that dense? He may as well be an ignorant fat hillbilly…he has all the astute appreciation of irony and humor that they do. Gay guys should turn straight out of shame that he is one of their kind.
Perez responded by saying rosie’s blog was “truly hurtful” - lmao. He also said, if you threaten us again, bitch, we will fucking get the cops and our lawyers involved. Joking that you want to shoot someone IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
First of all, Roseanne is my new idol. “I’ll lure him with promises of lard cookies and chubby chasing gays. How can you be gay and be that dense? Gay guys should turn straight out of shame that he is one of their kind.” - LMFAO!
Perez has a warped sense of humor, doesn’t he? How the eff can he determine what is or “IS NOT FUNNY!”? He’s a pussy. I have never posted anything about Perez on my blog before simply because he’s a fat, pathetic fuckface who is heartless to any celeb who isn’t on his alleged payroll. I refuse to give him the attention he lives for.
Yeah, it’s awesome that he has whored himself out enough to become as huge as he is, but around a year ago I visited his site and he had a picture of the Olsen twins. Perez wrote “AIDS” in huge letters down the side of Mary-Kate’s body. I was so offended, I stopped visiting his site regularly.
Roseanne’s joke “IS NOT FUNNY” but making a joke about a deadly disease is hilarious? Perez will literally do anything to get more hits. I’m happy that I do other things outside of writing celeb gossip and sucking dicks. Actually, do I do more than write celeb gossip and give head? Shit, now that I think about it… I’m totally lying!
