Quote Me Of The Day: Roseanne

Roseanne on Perez Hilton:
i wish that perez h. would sneak onto my land here, and then i could legally shoot him. I think i could lure him with promises of free lard cookies and chubby chasing gays who would actually want to let him gag on their knobs.

He didnt get that my blogs were a joke, and then he didnt get that my intern thing was a joke either. How can you be gay and that dense? He may as well be an ignorant fat hillbilly…he has all the astute appreciation of irony and humor that they do. Gay guys should turn straight out of shame that he is one of their kind.

Perez responded by saying rosie's blog was "truly hurtful" - lmao. He also said, if you threaten us again, bitch, we will fucking get the cops and our lawyers involved. Joking that you want to shoot someone IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

First of all, Roseanne is my new idol. "I'll lure him with promises of lard cookies and chubby chasing gays. How can you be gay and be that dense? Gay guys should turn straight out of shame that he is one of their kind." - LMFAO!

Perez has a warped sense of humor, doesn't he? How the eff can he determine what is or "IS NOT FUNNY!"? He's a pussy. I have never posted anything about Perez on my blog before simply because he's a fat, pathetic fuckface who is heartless to any celeb who isn't on his alleged payroll. I refuse to give him the attention he lives for.

Yeah, it's awesome that he has whored himself out enough to become as huge as he is, but around a year ago I visited his site and he had a picture of the Olsen twins. Perez wrote "AIDS" in huge letters down the side of Mary-Kate's body. I was so offended, I stopped visiting his site regularly.

Roseanne's joke "IS NOT FUNNY" but making a joke about a deadly disease is hilarious? Perez will literally do anything to get more hits. I'm happy that I do other things outside of writing celeb gossip and sucking dicks. Actually, do I do more than write celeb gossip and give head? Shit, now that I think about it... I'm totally lying!

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