Kelly Clarkson at Tao in Vegas on Saturday

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Down Syndrome

I swear I see some brown above Kelly Clarkson's upper lip.

It could be some peach fuz, or she could have waxed and irritated her skin a little... but I don't like this ho. So, as far as I'm concerned, I see a thick beard. Kelly would make the hottest butch ever.

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