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He’s so wispy with his hands and arms when he sings, isn’t he? And people wonder why bitches like me can make fun of Clay in his closeted gay glory! I love gay people but not Clay people. Maybe I’m really a closeted fan but I’m coming out right now. CLAY! I LOVE YOU IN ALL OF YOUR WISPY GLORY! Now pull your pants down you closeted pirate, cause I’m comin’ to get ‘cha!
Knightley reunited with her “Pride & Prejudice” director Joe Wright for the photoshoot after taking over from supermodel Kate Moss. And Chanel’s artistic director Jacques Helleu admits it was Knightley’s role in the adaptation of the Jane Austen novel that inspired the campaign. He says, “Her natural flaws were visible (in the movie). Keira wore no make-up. She wore lengths of fabric as dresses. She had almost no hairstyle, just a little bun behind her head. She was a Cinderella in the making!
“For me, Keira embodied perfection itself. She was remarkable without any kind of decoration. And I thought that if this is how she was bare, then I could imagine how wonderful she would be embellished.”
She is looking hot in this picture, but does she have any other look besides the pout?
“Paris hired a crisis publicist because of all the negative attention after she got out of jail. But it’s just for her public image,” one Hollywood insider said.
And those close to the heiress doubt she can keep the good-girl act going too much longer. “She’s being smart right now, but she’s a party girl at heart . . . we’ll just have to wait and see,” dished one pal.
“You can tell that it’s hard for her that she is not supposed to be seeking the attention anymore,” said one Hilton lensman. “She is going to the types of events that her people tell her to go to. But she is definitely staying away from the club scene. Paris is all about her dogs and hanging out alone.”
She’s hanging out alone while her flare up goes away. It’s killing Paris not to be out trying to bang half the men in the clubs. If she doesn’t stop spending so much time with her dogs and get out soon, she’s going to start pissing on stuff to mark her territory and humping legs.
I’m so pissed at myself for missing the premiere of The Hills season 3 last night, at least the good part. The bullshit I caught was Spencer and Heidi on the beach all sappy and stupid and he proposed. The cheese factor was definitley high and it surely seemed Heidi and Spencer had practiced the whole thing. Lauren went home to chill and get some motherly advice on friendship and all that good crap, nothing too exciting. But of course I miss the best part of the whole show when Heidi and Lauren have their little spat. Damn it!
At first I thought these were pictures of Joan Rivers on the beach, until I noticed her tits aren’t dragging in the sand. I thought after flubbing up her naughty spot with vaginoplasty that Jenna would have learned plastic surgery isn’t for her. The more I look at the pics I realize she looks like the offspring of Joan Rivers and Howard The Duck but very carp-like. Her next porn she’s in should be called ‘Pond Suckers and Duck Fuckers’.
Obviously Daddy Winehouse and the rest of the Family’s intervention worked at least enough for Amy and Blake to put their asses in rehab. Can you imagine how tight her next album out of rehab is gonna be?
Amy was in tears after the row during a showdown with their families over their heroin and cocaine addiction. A source close to the family told the Mirror: “It broke Amy’s heart to see her parents and in-laws fighting.That was the point when she realised all the drink and drugs were causing huge problems for everybody.”
The party-loving couple flew to the US for intensive counselling and detox treatment after also seeing a leading Harley Street doctor recommended by former wild child Kelly Osbourne.
Jazz diva Amy’s drink and drug problems came to a head on Wednesday when she collapsed following a three-day bender with 25-year-old Blake.
Now you wanna talk about SERIOUS addict? This cracked out ho and her bitch boy Blake got a room at the Four Seasons Friday night and were caught doing heroin by one of her friends. Once Daddy W. heard about her crazy ass bender he called for the intervention.
“They both admitted taking cocaine and heroin. But they denied they had been injecting heroin.
“At one point, both Amy and Blake stripped off in front of Georgette to prove they had not been using needles.
“But they now realise that if they don’t get help now, they will both die young. This is their watershed, their wake-up call.
“Both families were terrified by the state Amy and Blake had got themselves in and decided enough was enough. It was the first time Blake also admitted he had a drug problem.
“It was a brave step for both of them to agree to treatment and their families are very proud of them.”
The source added: “They are both to blame. They are both as bad as each other. But at least they have admitted they have got a problem and are taking action to help each other.”
