Today's Celebrity Dirt - The Shithead Edition!

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Is Van Halen Seriously Getting Back Together? The Rad Report
The Black Eyed Peas Are Looking Whack In Seoul Seriously? OMG! WTF?
The Hansons Will Sign Your Cankles Gabby Babble
The Evolution Of Courtney Love And She Still Looks Like A Caveman Celebrity Smack
Nicole Richie Is Getting Her Prego Boobies! Daily Stab
Jeff Gordon's New Baby Completes Him Bumpshack
Kim Kardashian And The Ass That Doesn't Stop Juicy News
Are The Spears/Federline Divorce Files Going To Be Revealed? Evil Beet Gossip
E Boost Energy Drink Flies A Plane Banner In Honor Of Britney's Boozing Ninja Dude
Matt Damon Now In Animation Form! Holy Candy