Britney Spears has signed up for the hardcore Israeli combat techniques Matt Damon uses in The Bourne Ultimatum after growing paranoid following a batch of crazed fan mail.
The pop tart is reportedly skurred someone is out to harm her and her “boo boos”.
A source close to Spears says, “She has beefed up security, informed them of such mail. She is doing her best to make a comeback but she is terrified about the negative attention she is getting.” And now she’s fighting fit after signing up for Krav Maga training.
The insider adds, “She is putting in overtime into working out strength training, and she’s serious about martial art Krav Maga.”
The fighting technique, which has been practiced by the Israeli special forces for decades, has become one of Hollywood’s trendiest martial arts in recent years - Jennifer Lopez and Angelina Jolie have all recently studied Krav Maga for film roles like Enough and Tomb Raider. Fighters claim that as well as helping agility and toughness, Krav Maga also helps raise self-esteem and mental awareness.
If Britney pulled out some Kung Fu moves on the paparazzi that would be the YouTube video of the year. Work it out, gurl. Next, make sure you kick Federsperm in the nuts, someone needs to give him a vasectomy.
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The porn star went from a D to a C cup. Jenna also claims she’s done with porn, and this bimbo has some ridiculous quotes ’bout how taking out her implants is so liberating and shit. She says even if you naturally have big tits, breast reduction feels good. Okay, ho! Spoken from a bitch who never had good tits to begin with.
On why she had her implants removed:
“When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes – unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?”
On how removing the implants changed her: “Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!”
On how she felt postsurgery:
“Ecstatic. The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn’t supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17.”
On whether she’s done with porn forever:
“Yes. A hundred percent.”
On who will play her in a movie about her life:
“I would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. I think Rachel McAdams is amazing, and Sienna Miller.”
On celebrating her one-year anniversary with boyfriend Tito:
“I had my surgery while he was in Iraq on a USO tour. He was so excited: ‘I’m coming home to brand new boobies.’”
Give this slut a reality show. She may just be the dumbest blonde ever. Jenna was a PORN star, but she would cover up at the beach because she was shy?!!!!! She looked like she was “molesting”when she would go jogging? She didn’t want her tits to flop. How traumatic!
Okay, what else did this slut say… Scarlett Johansson already said she doesn’t wanna play Jenna. And Jenna’s Shrek boyfriend is just as smart as she is “I’m coming home to new boobies!” More like deflated tits that every dude has sucked, groped or jacked to. That’s nothing to be excited about, bro.
Be like a vampire. Hide from all sunlight, every camera lens, camera phones, small children, and big mirrors when others are nearby. Is that too much to ask?
She actually looks kinda cute. I’m a sucker for any side shot when it comes to this bitch. Fergie Fug’s being considerate. Awwww….
Kanye told XXL magazine,“My biggest inspiration and biggest competition is Justin Timberlake. He’s the only other person that gets an across-the-board response and respect level - black radio, white radio. If Justin hadn’t come out and killed the game, I can’t say that my album, singles and videos would be on the same level that they’re on.”
“We push each other. I look at me and Justin like Prince and Michael Jackson in their day.”
“I feel like my lyrics are, if not THE, then equal to, the realest lyrics out. I connected with so many people without talkin’ about guns and drugs. … It’s harder to go to work 365 days than shoot a person in one day.”
“… When people come up to you like, ‘That was really good,’ you’re supposed to play stupid, like, ‘Wow, you really think so?’ Because people can’t really handle the truth. But I am the truth. I’d rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I’m not.”
I agree with this muthatrucka, and not just ’cause I would bang his brains out, but, he’s real. Kanye and JT do run the game right now and it’s so true, people really are supposed to act innocent and dumb when others compliment them.
You gotta hand it to Kanye for being one damn interesting interviewee. And his songs be off the chainizzle. Did I just make up a word? Now that’s a first.
Beyonce’s publicist frantically contacted People magazine, concocting the following nonsense about Beyonce wearing a flesh colored bra. Beyoncé Knowles appeared to be the victim of a fashion foul-up during a Toronto concert the other night – but her rep tells PEOPLE that the pop star came prepared.
In a video apparently taken by a fan in the crowd, the singer, 25, had her top fly up while she was bouncing to the beat during an elaborate dance number. But it wasn’t a “flashing,” says her publicist. “She’s wearing a flesh-tone bra! Do you really think Beyoncé would go onstage like that?”
She adds that her mother, Tina Knowles, “is the quality-control officer” on the pop star’s tour, ensuring that no wardrobe malfunctions occur onstage.
The exposure lasted all of a split second, but the clip made the celeb blog and YouTube rounds – just like last month, when Knowles suffered a different kind of stage mishap and fell down a flight of stairs during an Orlando concert.
She quickly recovered and completed her number nearly without missing a beat – before saying to the crowd good-naturedly, “Don’t put it on YouTube.”
Both times, the crowd failed to listen.
This is total bullshit! I got a better video for you guys, her boobs are moving. Tits don’t move like this when they’re secured in a bra. Beyonce needs to get over herself. We can’t even see any nip action. She doesn’t have to lie.
Sorry, I’ll mention my favorite singer Fiona Apple whenever possible.
Avril Lavigne, Sheryl Crow and Fiona Apple will headline the first Girlfrenzy music festival, to be held Oct. 27 at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre in Irvine, Calif. Colbie Caillat, Sara Bareilles and Antigone Rising are also on the bill for the event.
Tickets for Girlfrenzy go on sale Saturday (Aug. 25) via Ticketmaster. A portion of the proceeds will benefit the Breast Cancer Research Foundation and St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital.
I’m gonna be interviewing one of the female artists in the lineup. I won’t name names right now tho, cause I dunno if I’ll post the interview here. But I am SO effing excited about this show! Fiona Apple is one of the best lyricists and most emotional performers of our generation. And I’ve been a Sara Bareilles fan since 2004, so happy she got signed to SonyBMG.
Well, Lauren “L.C.” Conrad does get to operate ongoing hot war with Heidi Montag in the pages of Us Weekly every week, free of charge. If that’s not a fine compensation, I don’t know what is. Oh, wait. Yes, I do. How about an estimated $10,000 to $25,000 per episode? That’s the general industry range for top reality stars such as Conrad, Montag, wannabe K-Fed or Spencer Pratt.
Considering how staged The Hills is, bitch has to act. Lauren’s reciting her lines. She’s worth every single freakin’ penny and then some! You know MTV is making millions off of these airheads. If LC signs on for another season, her agent should try to get MTV to double that.
Superbad star Seth Rogen ratchets up his cute factor as he poses with a little plastic pal during a visit to Manchester radio station Key 103 on Tuesday. The comedian was on hand to promote his other summer hit Knocked Up, which is set to release in the U.K. on Friday.
