Britney Spears: The Ninja Bitch

Britney Spears has signed up for the hardcore Israeli combat techniques Matt Damon uses in The Bourne Ultimatum after growing paranoid following a batch of crazed fan mail.

The pop tart is reportedly skurred someone is out to harm her and her "boo boos".

A source close to Spears says, "She has beefed up security, informed them of such mail. She is doing her best to make a comeback but she is terrified about the negative attention she is getting." And now she's fighting fit after signing up for Krav Maga training.

The insider adds, "She is putting in overtime into working out strength training, and she's serious about martial art Krav Maga."

The fighting technique, which has been practiced by the Israeli special forces for decades, has become one of Hollywood's trendiest martial arts in recent years - Jennifer Lopez and Angelina Jolie have all recently studied Krav Maga for film roles like Enough and Tomb Raider. Fighters claim that as well as helping agility and toughness, Krav Maga also helps raise self-esteem and mental awareness.

If Britney pulled out some Kung Fu moves on the paparazzi that would be the YouTube video of the year. Work it out, gurl. Next, make sure you kick Federsperm in the nuts, someone needs to give him a vasectomy.

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