Enrique Iglesias Isn’t Packing Heat, He’s Packing A Cold Breeze
August 24th, 2007
Yep. I don’t get my headline either, but Imma run wit it.
Spanish crooner Enrique Iglesias has been offered a new gig, Lifestyles Extra Small Condom spokesmodel.
Enrique admitted to Esquire that because of his small wee-wee:
“I can never find extra-small condoms.”
Lifestyles is offering Iglesias $1 million if he’ll “model” their full-line of prophylatics - from the “Mega” to the “Snuggle Fit.”
“It takes a real man to admit his shortcomings and if this Latin crooner can flaunt a fault and still keep [girlfriend] Anna Kournikova on his arm, other men are sure to … take pride in what they’re not packin’,” says the condom co.
Courtney says:
lmao i understood the headline…u and me girl, we here (eye 2 eye)
awww he has a small schwang . .isnt that cute.? HELL NAW