The porn star went from a D to a C cup. Jenna also claims she’s done with porn, and this bimbo has some ridiculous quotes ’bout how taking out her implants is so liberating and shit. She says even if you naturally have big tits, breast reduction feels good. Okay, ho! Spoken from a bitch who never had good tits to begin with.
On why she had her implants removed:
“When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I’d wear high-necked clothes — unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don’t I be who I am and get my real ones back?”
On how removing the implants changed her:
“Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighter…before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!”
On how she felt postsurgery:
“Ecstatic. The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn’t supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17.”
On whether she’s done with porn forever:
“Yes. A hundred percent.”
On who will play her in a movie about her life:
“I would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. I think Rachel McAdams is amazing, and Sienna Miller.”
On celebrating her one-year anniversary with boyfriend Tito:
“I had my surgery while he was in Iraq on a USO tour. He was so excited: ‘I’m coming home to brand new boobies.’”
Give this slut a reality show. She may just be the dumbest blonde ever. Jenna was a PORN star, but she would cover up at the beach because she was shy?!!!!! She looked like she was “molesting”when she would go jogging? She didn’t want her tits to flop. How traumatic!
Okay, what else did this slut say… Scarlett Johansson already said she doesn’t wanna play Jenna. And Jenna’s Shrek boyfriend is just as smart as she is “I’m coming home to new boobies!” More like deflated tits that every dude has sucked, groped or jacked to. That’s nothing to be excited about, bro.
Gawd, I love Jenna. She’s a comedian.
