Hills Recap - Brody & Spencer Fight Like Little Girls
Now friendly with ex, Brody, Lauren finally helped her on-again, off-again boy toy realize what she’s known for a while: that life is, in fact, much better without the notorious Speidi. Backtracking a bit, LC got cozy with the prince of Malibu just as pal Audrina and former flame Justin Bobby drifted apart – and got back together (shocker!). How does happy homemaker Heidi find out that the Brody-Lauren romance is back on? From her boss, club promoter Brent Bolthouse. At a staff meeting! Miss Montag rushes home to tell her beau the news that their respective besties are hooking up, and, in typical Spencer fashion, her boy cannot believe the news! How could Brody betray their bond, Spencer wonders. No matter to Brody, however, as he wines and dines Lauren at Les Deux before she boldly invites herself over to his condo. Atta girl!
Back in Audrina land, the queen of indecisiveness runs back to JB, to find he’s hesitant to put labels on the relationship this time. In fact, he says he wants them to become “best friends” before lovers. We say ew and give it a month. Lauren’s verdict? “[Audrina] wasn’t being over-sensitive. He was being over-asshole!”
To cap off an evening of devilishly delish TV, Brody dials Spencer up to “chat,” and ends the conversation by calling Sir Pratt a not-so-nice name.
Brody deserves many blow jobs for calling Spencer a bitch, it’s just too bad he didn’t do it while Spencer was still on the phone. Or call him a bitch to his face while giving him a hot tea bag session. That would have been worth a full on blumkin!
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