I Love New York 2 Promo Pics

I love this hot mess and her crazy mother just for the sake of ridiculous TV. If New York's tits get any bigger, they're gonna have to strap the bitch down so she doesn't float away. I'm assuming from Sister Patterson's nails she doesn't indulge in any masturbation. If she does with those blades on her fingers, she's got to be careful or she could end up with beef strips! Ewwwww. I grossed myself out on that one!

*Joy is a super busy woman today.. Actually I'm gonna say it right now.. Joy IS Superwoman folks. Don't spread the word. It's just a secret between me and the thousands of you. ;) While she's busy saving the world one bitch smack at a time, I'm starting early for Thursdays posts. Don't worry, Joy's gonna put on her sexy Clark Kent glasses and get back to blogging on Friday!*