Tons of Fun Gossip Stories In Today's Celebrity Dirt

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Dude, where's my therapy? - Agent Bedhead
Carrie Underwood plays the guitar? - Daily Stab
Which slut is single and looking? - Celebrity Smack
Spencer Pratt will run for Governor of California - Bree says
What's kitty crack all about? - Holy Candy
The force is with Family Guy - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Christina Aguilera is a cheap prostitute - Derek Hail
"If you hate me, you're a loser!" words of wisdom from conceited ass Avril Lavigne - Us
People hate Gwen Stefani's clothing line - Evil Beet
Natalie Portman nude and topless - City Rag
Is Nicole Richie catching a cold? - Gabby
Paris Hilton buys new mansion in Beverly Hills - Bumpshack
Jessica Simpson's nipples in New York - Ninja Dude
WTF, Fergie - Allie
Oh Lord! I'm starting to like Usher and his wife Tameka Foster - Juicy
Jessica Simpson the body builder? - Girls Talkin' Smack
Anorexia, eating disorders and binging, Hollywood style - Popbytes
Eva Longoria's ass up close - IBBB
Paris Hilton sues over Hallmark card - Smoking Gun
Don't forget, Britney Spears will open the MTV awards with a hawt performance this Sunday - MTV
Jessica Alba on yoga - People