Intimately Beckham Ads Look More Like Intimate Porn

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Dayum! These are more like soft core porn photos than they are advertisements for perfume! Soft core porn sucks. Actually no it doesn't and that's the problem. No sucky, sucky  and no real penetration. What's the point? Anyway, David looks like he's giving Vicki the slow anal intrusion in that last pic. Why's he wearing as much eye liner as she is? He probably takes it up the butt too.

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2 Comments

  1. Mr. Gyllenhaal Says:

    Snarky so you think I have a chance with our boy BECKS? I think he looks smoking HAWT with that eyeliner. HOLY SHIT!!! I am rushing to the bathroom at work! Damn, need to RUN!! He is so FU*KING HAWT!!!!

  2. Joy A Says:

    Yes, Gyllenhaal. You know we're myspace friends, I can attest to your hotness. Gyllenhaal is one fine piece of ass, no exaggeration!

    These pictures are making me even more excited to check out an L.A. Galaxy game. Becks is a natural model. He makes me wish more men would rock guyliner.

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