Random News - Alameda County Allows Naked Carpenters

Alameda County Superior Court Judge Julie Conger ruled Thursday that although Percy Honniball of Oakland was naked, he was not acting lewdly or seeking sexual gratification.

Honniball, 51, was arrested last year after he was spotted building cabinets in the buff at a home where he had been hired to work. The carpenter has said he likes to work in the nude because it's more comfortable and it helps him keep his clothes clean.

SERIOUSLY?!!? Since when is it o.k. to have your carpenter walking around your house naked with his nut-sack airing out while he works on your flooring? If he's so worried about his clothes being clean, why the hell is he in the carpentry business? Can naked dude not afford some Tide or Gain? If I walked in my house and found some guy working naked I would take a nail gun and nail his nuts right to the wall. He wouldn't go anywhere till I could at least take pictures and post them on here. Not that any of you would wanna see that, but I'd surely get my gratification out of it. If he was totally hot, I wouldn't nail his balls to the wall, but I would fondle them for a little bit.

*In case I need to clarify, the dude in the pic is not the weirdo who was caught laying wood, naked. I just think the guy in this pic is totally hawt. ;) *

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