Today's Celebrity Dirt

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Fergie is speaking out - Celebrity Smack
Lindsay Lohan's car crash will go to court - Derek Hail
Tom Brady says he cuddled his son "like a football". Damn! The man is into sports - Daily Stab
A voice activated ice cream machine! I know what I want for Christmas - Agent Bedhead
Britney Spears wears Jessica Simpson's leftovers - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Rodent is the new diamond - Holy Candy
Wentworth Miller hot and sweaty - Gabby
The ugliest pictures of Jenna Jameson ever!! - Evil Beet
David Beckham's nanny comes to L.A. to bang her former lover, David? - Ninja Dude