The Hills Recap

This week Lauren continues trying to forge a friendship with former flame Jason, only to learn that (bombshell one) he has a new girlfriend, (bombshell two) they're living together and (bombshell three) they're engaged! Surprise! Though her heartbreak is evident, LC handles the situation as gracefully as possible. Sure, she'd love to meet his new girl at their housewarming party, she says, with just the right amount of snark and an eyeroll for good measure.

She plays it cool as she and Audrina prepare to meet the new lady in Jason's life, USC tennis player Katja Decker-Sadowski. That is, until a Wahler pal announces the "new" couple's engagement.

LC's reaction when she gets her ex alone? "I think you're being an idiot." However, the night's kicker after engagement-gate was Lauren's sudden realization that "this could have been me - but as much as I love Jason, I'm glad it's not!"

It's about time the whole Lauren and Jason saga is finally over. Speaking of couples who should be over, what's with Spencer not telling his parents he plans on marrying Heidi? He's such an ass. Could someone please use a magnifying glass to burn him with his own glare from his horse teeth? He needs to go do something with his life like build a beaver damn with those chompers.

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