September 2007 News Archive (Page 14)

Oh. My. God. Hitman Hired To Kill Kevin Federline!!!

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Entertainment Tonight has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on Kevin Federline's life.

Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger. Sources within the FBI tell ET that this is the bureau's standard operating procedure when someone's life is threatened.

ET has been working this story for the past two months. When contacted, the FBI told us that the bureau cannot confirm or deny an investigation.

Okay, this shit isn't funny. Even I can't make a lame joke about this. I will be on top of this story as details emerge - if they emerge. We don't wanna see Kevin Federline killed. He's a never ending supply of jokes. The world needs more Federsperm!

Granny Stunna Shades

Reese at Starbucks in Santa Monica, California.Lookin' good Mamacita! Reese looks like she's doing her best Nicole Richie meets Jackie O with her big glasses and dark handbag. I can't wait for her and Jake Gyllenho to walk the red carpet together sometime. Reese is an upgrade and a half from Kiki Dunst, and Jake's 2 upgrades and a half from Ryan Phillippe.

Britney Spears Could Lose Custody of Her Kids Today!

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Britney Spears could lose custody of her two children as early as Monday morning. LA attorney Gloria Allred is bringing a "secret" witness to court on Monday for the custody battle between Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline. Allred filed a signed declaration from the witness, described only as a man who's had close observation of Spears's behavior with her kids. The judge in the closed-hearing case is in possession of the declaration does not have to rule on it; he can simply read it and enter it into the case's existing papers.

The only way the witness would testify is under cross examination. In other words, the declaration has already served as testimony. It would only be if Spears's side decided to question that the witness would be asked to speak. The witness will be in court with Allread at 8:30 a.m., and could blow the popstar's chances of keeping Sean Preston and Jayden James. Allred has kept the witness's identity a "secret" so as not to start a publicity war.

But when the declaration was filed on Friday, Spears and her attorney Laura Wasser would have learned his name. "You may recognize him as we walk into court," Allred says of the witness. "But maybe not. He is not famous. He's just someone who's concerned about the kids."

I'll wait to see what actually happens. Rumors. Rumors.

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz In Vegas

At first I said, 'awwww!' Now I'm thinkin' WTFug is she wearing? Purple lipstick kisses. Reminds me of some socks or panties I had on in 3rd grade. Besides that, Ashlee really looks gorgeous these days.

Christina Aguilera May Be The First

Christina just may be the first A-list celebrity who confirms their pregnancy via giving birth! I don't see what the point of all this is. Maybe Christina's having fun with it, but I think her secrecy is salty and greasy and oily and cheesy...

Kanye West Emmy Awards Video

Pretty funny!!

2007 Emmy Awards Red Carpet Pictures

Ugliest Bitch at the Emmys, Grey's Anatomy's Ellen Pompeo
HaydenEva LongoriaHeidi KlumMcSteamy's bitchEllen's bitchSandra OhJulia Louis-DreyfusLopsided titsKatherine HeiglKristen BellMarcia CrossAmerica FerreraAna Ortiz from Ugly BettyDebra Messing

WINNERS

Drama: "The Sopranos," HBO.

Comedy: "30 Rock," NBC.

Miniseries: "Broken Trail," AMC.

Variety, Music or Comedy Series: "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart," Comedy Central.

Variety, Music or Comedy Special: "Tony Bennett: An American Classic," NBC.

Made-for-TV Movie: "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee," HBO.

Reality-Competition Program: "The Amazing Race," CBS.

Creative Achievement in Interactive TV: Current.

Actor, Comedy Series: Steve Carell, "The Office," NBC.

Actor, Drama Series: James Spader, "Boston Legal," ABC.

Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Robert Duvall, "Broken Trail," AMC.

Actress, Drama Series: Sally Field, "Brothers & Sisters," ABC.

Actress, Comedy Series: America Ferrera, "Ugly Betty," ABC.

Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Helen Mirren, "Prime Suspect: The Final Act (Masterpiece Theatre)," PBS.

Supporting Actor, Drama Series: Terry O'Quinn, "Lost," ABC.

Supporting Actor, Comedy Series: Jeremy Piven, "Entourage," HBO.

Supporting Actor, Miniseries or Movie: Thomas Haden Church, "Broken Trail," AMC.

Supporting Actress, Drama Series: Katherine Heigl, "Grey's Anatomy," ABC.

Supporting Actress, Comedy Series: Jaime Pressly, "My Name Is Earl," NBC.

Supporting Actress, Miniseries or Movie: Judy Davis, "The Starter Wife," USA.

Individual Performance, Variety or Music Program: Tony Bennett, "Tony Bennett: An American Classic," NBC.

Directing, Drama Series: "The Sopranos: Kennedy and Heidi," HBO.

Directing, Comedy Series: "Ugly Betty: Pilot," ABC.

Directing, Miniseries, Movie or Dramatic Special: "Prime Suspect: The Final Act (Masterpiece Theatre)," PBS

Directing, Variety, Music or Comedy Program: "Tony Bennett: An American Classic," NBC.

Writing for a Drama Series: "The Sopranos: Made in America," HBO.

Writing, Comedy Series: "The Office: Gay Witch Hunt," NBC.

Writing, Miniseries, Movie or Dramatic Special: "Prime Suspect: The Final Act," PBS

Writing for a Variety, Music or Comedy Program: Late Night With Conan O'Brien," NBC.

Up To Speed: what happened over the weekend

160 arrested in Iraq war protest - CNN
Paris Hilton doesn't want to adopt four blondes - People
Britney Spears "Just wants to be a mom" - People
No bail for O.J. Simpson in Las Vegas robbery arrest - CNN
Michael Lohan talks about his reunion with Lindsay in rehab - NOW
Britney Spears may appear on Maxim soon - OK

Celebrity Dirt - 50 Cent Needs To Quit

I L.U.V. and L.O.V.E. you all! Nothing much came out since my last post, so we'll meet again on Monday. Have a sexy weekend.

<3

Joy A

Fierce?

After seeing this promo pic, I may not check out the latest season of America's Next Top Model. Yep, folks, Tyra is no longer modeling except for every single episode of Top Model.

Hmmm... is it just me, or is this picture some lazy photoshop?! Why is Tyra's right arm thinner than her left?!!! And why am I paying enough attention to even notice that. Issues.