September 2007 News Archive (Page 3)

Get your fresh hot severed legs here!

Maiden police said Tuesday the man opened up the smoker and saw what he thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches (5 to 8 centimeters) above the knee.

The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.

The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery "for religious reasons" she doesn't know much about. "The rest of the family was very much against it," Steele said.

Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about 35 miles (55 kilometers) northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg, police said.

What kind of freak boy keeps his amputated leg? I just don't see the point. You can't re-attach it later. Is he going to attach it to a cushion and make a foot stool? That does it, I'm going to hell.

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David Beckham flew back to the U.K. Thursday after his father, Ted Beckham, suffered a heart attack. The Los Angeles-based soccer star, 32, dropped everything and dashed to the airport as soon as he was told the news.

"His father has had a heart attack and is currently being treated in [the] hospital," the athlete's rep confirms. "David is flying back to be with him. He is obviously incredibly concerned and wants to be with him."

The elder Beckham, 59, from east London, suffered chest pains Wednesday evening. A London Ambulance Service spokeswoman confirms that its dispatchers were called and arrived just after 9:20 p.m.

I wish you a speedy recovery Mr. Beckham!

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The joke that everyone was upset about â€" me calling the kids "adorable mistakes" â€" was the most innocuous joke. It never occurred to me that would be deemed hurtful or over the line. I don't want to get into feuds with girls half my age. I'm in it to be funny and not for the drama. It's embarrassing.

She's a comedian and is going to be offensive at times. If it was that big of a deal to Britney, she should have thought about who the host of the awards show was before she committed to the gig.  Everyone is fair game at the MTV awards when Sarah's hosting.

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Not only is Lindsay a wreck-less driver and a husband stealer, she also likes to grab a little white powder here and there. Steve-O was on Howard Stern yesterday and said Lindsay once stole cocaine from him.

Lohan took what he called the "Boog Suge" from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There's even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O's house for a DVD he was filming at the time.

So did she go on a scavenger hunt through his house looking for coke or does he just keep it laying everywhere? You know that bitch left her wallet so she could go back and at least do a couple lines the next day.

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Here's a couple of new pics obtained by X17 Online of my favorite cross-dresser Oscar De La Hoya. I'm feeling the white fishnet stockings much more than the black ones we saw him in last time. These definitely look more legit to me than the first set did. Maybe it was that K-mart wig he was sportin' in the first photos that threw me off a bit.

Check out more of Oscar in all his sexiness at X17Online.

The fiercest judge on "America's Next Top Model," Miss J. Alexander, describes his style on the new sea- son as "dirty, filthy, nasty and fabulous." The catwalk queen gave us a hint as to who wins the latest cycle of Tyra Banks' catty modeling contest, which has started airing. "She's extremely religious," said Miss J.

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Friends of Pammy are starting to get worried with all of the partying and 'stuff' she's been doing lately. WTF is the 'stuff'? Is she huffing Glade or what?

"She parties almost every night," our source said. "She drinks, she does stuff . . . and she's got hepatitis C. Her liver is shot but she keeps living this crazy lifestyle. We don't think she understands how serious this is. She has two kids and may not be around to see them grow up at this rate."

If I had tits the size of Pam's I would need to drink a lot too. Those plump bastards look painful. I hope she never gets another boob job and starts considering a minor face lift or a little more botox.

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Life just gets better by the day for our girl Britney. Sources are now coming out to let people know what a paparazzi whore Brit really is. For some odd reason, I'm not shocked.

"She deliberately goes out in very public places where she knows the paps will be, but turns around and pretends that they are ruining her life."

The employee recalled a recent incident at The Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills in which Brit insisted on "checking in" for just an hour or two for some tabloid treatment. According to the source, Spears was advised by her people not to go anywhere near the hotel as dozens of cameras were there due to the fact that a few big-name films were holding press junkets that day."

"She checked in, lay out by the pool in public view in her bikini and then left after just a couple of hours when it started to die down a bit. It was ridiculous. I don't feel sorry for her, she totally asks for the attention."

The owner of a prominent boutique in Beverly Hills where Brit regularly shops also suspects that the "Crazy" crooner even tells the photogs where she will be."The paparazzi start culminating outside hours before she even gets here," said the store owner.

"They are always given the heads up of approximate times she'll be arriving, and often I receive a call as well. Sometimes it sounds like her bodyguard, but other times I'm sure it is Ms. Spears herself letting me know what time she'll be here."

Doesn't she understand she's only making herself look more ridiculous than she probably is? Has the bitch never heard of spending a day at home? Veg out, watch some good movies and eat lots of Cheetos! Keep your nasty weave and rotten vagina at home to air out for a few days. It couldn't hurt!

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The best thing about the first two pictures is the gorgeous Alex Vaggo! Yum. Paris' fashion has been horrible for at least the past few weeks. First she looses the hair extensions, and now this ensemble. WTFug is going on?

On a sidenote, Paris is going to Rwanda to help out! Celebrities sure can raise awareness, so I'm all for it. :)

LINKAGE

An open letter from Britney Spears' breasts - Holy Candy
Avenge Sevenfold speaks out on Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures - Rad Report
That wasn't Meg White's sex tape I posted earlier - Agent Bedhead
George Clooney for free - SOW
Who's Courtney Love saying "Fuck you!" to now? - CS
Phil Spector had a mistrial - GB
Beyonce at Usher's fragrance party - DS
Another Britney Spears car crash - ND
Bill O'Reiley's a racist who thinks all black people act a damn fool all the time - JN
Trouble in paradise? - Popbytes
Damn you Jessica Alba - IBBB
Nick Cannon slams Britney Spears - BS
Show anticipation - Bree says
Jennifer Lopez Arena magazine pictures - GTS
Who's Donald Trump calling a loser now? - Evil Beet