September 2007 News Archive (Page 5)

Heidi Montag Says She Was Willing To Die For Implants

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Heidi Montag is finally ready to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

The 21-year-old aspiring singer opens about her decision to go under the knife, enlarging from a 32-A to a 32-C, and the painful body-­image problems that spurred her to make a change.

Tell Us why you had the surgeries.
"I've always been very insecure about my body. My whole life, I looked at my chest and was like, OK, they're going to grow. This is my year! And it never happened. I was less than an A-cup.

I wore pushup bras, which cut into my skin. If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my God, he's looking at her! On the beach, if I was standing next to a girl with big boobs, I'd be like, I hate her! I hated my nose too. I have my dad's nose, which is huge. It took up so much of my face, when I looked down, I could see my nose. I couldn't get away from it!"

Were you ever teased about your appearance?
"People would say, "You have such a big nose!" And they'd make fun of me for being so flat, and say mean boy things, like, "If you nailed two nails in a board, they would be bigger than you are." I was tormented. And when I was older, I'd want to be intimate, but I'd feel insecure. My boyfriends always had bigger chests than I did!" -

A lot of people believe Spencer pressured you into surgery, since he's made his love of Playboy bunnies known. "He had nothing to do with it. If anything, he said, 'maybe you should think about it a lot longer'."

Take Us back to April 2, the day of ­surgery.
"I woke up, and it was like Christmas: I was a nervous wreck, but I was just so excited at the same time. Spencer said, "I'm so proud of you." It was like he was wishing me well off to school: "Love you! Bye!" But surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don't wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don't care. If I don't wake up, it's worth it. I just wanted it so badly."

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Keira Knightley Doesn't Like Fat People

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Keira on the red carpet:

"All these people were coming up to my face and screaming, 'SEVEN OUT OF TEN!' â€" referring to the way I look!... And you think, You rude fucker."

"I hate red-carpet events; I absolutely hate them. I don't like the fact that people write, 'Oh, you look like crap' in print. Or 'I don't like your arms!'"

On her weight:

"I haven't got a clue about how much I weigh," she says. "I do not own any scales."

This fact, she suggests, seems to rankle others. "And I have noticed it creates an anger in people who are not skinny. People like to blame their insecurities on other people."

Bony ass bitches think "people who are not skinny" are fat girls like Amy Winehouse.

I was trying to figure out why Keira is complaining again and again and again and time again, and then again and again. Keira's beautiful, successful and talented, yet all she does is whine.

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Jennifer Lopez is NOT Pregnant

I love this plump, sperminated version of J.Lo. Just how big is dat booty going to get now?

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Britney Spears Takes a Piss

You don't have to be R. Kelly or Ray J to captivate me with your urination abilities, you just gotta be Britney Spears. Once I discover there's video of the multi-millionaire with bad weaves making a bathroom run, I quickly become aroused just like Britney's nipples, and I'm ready to post.

The paparazzi are just as annoying as ever as you can hear them knocking chairs over at Subway. They don't deserve no sandwich stamps!

Britney's ambushed everywhere. No wonder she allegedly takes drugs.

Gorgeous

Alicia Keys on 106 & Park.

Ashlee Simpson Album Promo Pictures


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Kanye West Gibberish

Kanye West is drunk and dumb in this video, just like I like 'em. Actually, I prefer drunk and submissive, but men aren't wired that way. They usually become aggressive and stupid... either way, Kanye's hilarious in here because it's all a joke. Watch him laughing as he walks away. This insecure dude loves his cocky image. Fakeness.

Beyonce's New American Express Commercial

LINKAGE!!!

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Quote Me Of The Day - Gwen Stefani

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"My grandmother was one of those really obese women and I think that frightened my mom. I've always been on a diet, ever since I was in the sixth grade. It was out of my mother's love for me. But I don't know if it's good for a kid to be concerned (with their weight) so early."

Gwen Stefani on her struggles and obsession with weight since childhood.

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Who's Into Big-Booty Porn?

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Which powerhouse music producer likes to gear up before long sessions in the studio by watching his favorite kind of big-booty porn?

I think it's Timbaland. He looks like he could bust a good one with just a couple of decent booty claps. Ya never know, it could be Whitney Houston's old man producer Clive Davis!

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