September 2007 News Archive (Page 6)

 

 

 

These road signs would be completely theft worthy! They should have these signs posted all over Hollywood.

Pretty On The Outside

Who did she have do this awesome dye job? Sean Preston and Jayden James? Girl, if you're going for the cheap at home dye job, go for the L'Oreal Preference. You can't screw that shit up unless you have a dumb-ass like my sister who plastered that crap on my skin more than she did my hair. I had to wear a hat to cover the faded shit-looking stains on the edges of my forehead for 3 days. Whoever did that to Britney's hair, needs to be fired. If it was her kids, put them up for adoption. At this point she looked waaaaaaay better as a bald bitch.

This week Lauren continues trying to forge a friendship with former flame Jason, only to learn that (bombshell one) he has a new girlfriend, (bombshell two) they're living together and (bombshell three) they're engaged! Surprise! Though her heartbreak is evident, LC handles the situation as gracefully as possible. Sure, she'd love to meet his new girl at their housewarming party, she says, with just the right amount of snark and an eyeroll for good measure.

She plays it cool as she and Audrina prepare to meet the new lady in Jason's life, USC tennis player Katja Decker-Sadowski. That is, until a Wahler pal announces the "new" couple's engagement.

LC's reaction when she gets her ex alone? "I think you're being an idiot." However, the night's kicker after engagement-gate was Lauren's sudden realization that "this could have been me - but as much as I love Jason, I'm glad it's not!"

It's about time the whole Lauren and Jason saga is finally over. Speaking of couples who should be over, what's with Spencer not telling his parents he plans on marrying Heidi? He's such an ass. Could someone please use a magnifying glass to burn him with his own glare from his horse teeth? He needs to go do something with his life like build a beaver damn with those chompers.

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The Sexy Back hitmaker was due to perform gigs in Sacramento and San Jose, California earlier this month, but canceled both at the eleventh hour - sending the rumor mill into a spin. Reports he had strained his voice after performing at the MTV Video Music Awards were replaced by claims he had partied too hard.

Now the 26-year-old has come clean. He told his San Jose, California audience on Sunday: "Certain bloggers said I canceled because I was hungover and they were right... I was."

I don't think he was hungover. I think he was suffering from ass-itis. How could you not with that brick house Jessica Biel is carrying around on her back side?

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"It came as a bit of a shock. Suddenly I thought: 'Oh shit, I'm going to puke'," Nazemson told The Local.The stunned caller cut short his answer as the hostess stepped aside to take a quick breather. But seconds later she was back on camera with a full clarification.

"Wooh," she began. "OK, I just have to explain something here: I'm having period pains. Absolutely anything can happen during a live broadcast.

"I have to say I'm sorry about that but I really do have period pains and they can make you feel really sick," said Nazemson.

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Peta is trying for some sexy advertisements these days. Eventually we'll be seeing celebs in beastiality ads for Peta. Bring on the donkey show!

Who knew autograph signings were this exciting?

girls talkin' smack

LINKAGE

Iranian leader brings the drama at his highly protested appearance at Columbia University - AP
The Oscar De La Hoya drag pictures are real - Celebrity Smack
Dennis Rodman's comeback - Holy Candy
Prince Harry snorts illegal substances? - Rad Report
Sienna Miller is upset over naked pictures leak - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Who does Jeremy Piven want to eff now? - Daily Stab
Lindsay Lohan causes another divorce - Ninja Dude
Interesting shit - Agent Bedhead
Victoria Beckham is going to strip - Gabby
Which star of Girlfriends may have put botox in her upper lip? - Juicy-News

Man eater Paris Hilton's latest victim is 20-year-old yummy looking, aspiring model, Alex Vaggo.

Paris met Alex in a Vegas club and her friends say she's "smitten" with the pretty boy. She has also already had him meet her parents in Bel Air.

His friend Richard Ramberg revealed: "He decided to fly to LA for a holiday and spent much of the summer working as a pizza delivery boy to raise extra money.

"We were amazed to see how quickly he hooked up with Paris. He's quite a shy, laid-back kind of guy. Paris will probably eat him alive."

Alex's mom Cecilia reportedly said, "I always knew he'd do something extraordinary with his life."

The number of STDs Alex will contract is truly extraordinary. Bitch is right.

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