Brit Brit the Bartender
On Thursday Britney Spears checked into the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, California where she talked to a bartender at 10:30 p.m.
Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did — then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel’s “Cameo Bar.” The application is currently with Human Resources.
This might be the worst possible gig for a mother trying to regain custody of her children, who is required to undergo drug and alcohol testing. Spears checked out the next morning.
Doesn’t this story sound a little too WTF to be true? Sadly, it’s true, y’all. It’s like Britney truly wants to be normal. She wants to forget she’s famous and she wants a job that non-world icons have.
But seriously, we all know why Brit Brit wants to bartend. She no longer has to hook up with extras from her video shoots, she can just fuck the hot ones in the bathroom during her breaks and get back to serving 10 minutes later.
‘Can I taste your drink first? I’m just tryin’ to make sure it be good for y’all!’ Bitch would leave work intoxicated, daily.
The Viceroy better not be lame. I can’t wait to head out to this bar if I can get served by Britney. To anyone else who wants to join me, make sure you check your drinks first for loose weave hairs before doing body shots.
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Labels - Britney Spears, Crazy Bitches, Dumbasses, Fun Rumor, WTF
