The Best Rumor I've Heard in a Long Time - Spencer Pratt Has a Sex Tape!

Oh dear Geezus, say it is so!

Spencer Pratt started a rumor about Lauren Conrad having a sex tape, but apparently, the greasy-faced gopher got buckwild wit his buck teef on camera!

Spencer and a few of his friend recorded themselves while they were giving it to some Brazillian sluts.

Spencer showed the tape to a Hollywood video editor and repeatedly asked him to spruce it up â€" saying he might secretly release it into the marketplace while claiming it was "stolen."

If this leaks, should I post? I'm sure Spencer's hung like a crayon. The cocky ones are always tiny. One of those sex tape sluts better have used a strap on ... that would make the holidays so much better. Burn and distribute that footage as a stocking stuffer. :)

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