The Best Rumor I’ve Heard in a Long Time - Spencer Pratt Has a Sex Tape!
Oh dear Geezus, say it is so!
Spencer Pratt started a rumor about Lauren Conrad having a sex tape, but apparently, the greasy-faced gopher got buckwild wit his buck teef on camera!
Spencer and a few of his friend recorded themselves while they were giving it to some Brazillian sluts.
Spencer showed the tape to a Hollywood video editor and repeatedly asked him to spruce it up – saying he might secretly release it into the marketplace while claiming it was “stolen.”
If this leaks, should I post? I’m sure Spencer’s hung like a crayon. The cocky ones are always tiny. One of those sex tape sluts better have used a strap on … that would make the holidays so much better. Burn and distribute that footage as a stocking stuffer. 
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Pamela Anderson is addicted to cocaine? Her face says it all - CS
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi are breaking up? - EB
You HAVE to see this picture. Hilarious!! - SOW
Amy Winehouse having sex on stage. Rad Report has the best headlines. - Rad Report
Which preggers lady is having twins? - GB
Bend over and show me your cottage cheese - Holy Candy
Zac Efron loves ladies lingerie? - AB
She likes them big - ND
Kelly thinks Jessica Simpson is really hot - Daily Stab
America’s Next Top Model recap. I didn’t know that show was still on - IBBB
Weird. Psychology today says men with good health are stoic and don’t smile, while women with good health do smile a lot - Bree Says
Mary J. Blige’s new video, “Just Fine” - CityRag
Carrie Underwood’s ‘Carnival Ride’ cd review - GTS
Diddy’s new endorsement deal - BS
Too much plastic surgery? Carmen Electra - is that you? - Popbytes
These pictures are amazing. Too cute. - Allie
P. Diddy is still trying to get in J. Lo’s panties - JN
Guess who’s writing a tell-all book now? - BB
Headed to the View again. D-Lister - CRP
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Mr. Gyllenhaal says:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! HELL YES YOU BETTER POST THAT SHIZ!! YOU KNOW HE HAS THE SMALLEST PECKER IN THE WORLD AND PROBABLY RASINETTS TOO!! UGLY SOB!!!
Oli says:
Yes, you must post. And we must mock.
ggonrong says:
Spencer’s wee-pee probably won’t even measure up to one of Heidi’s front teeth. Bring it on.