Posh Thinks She's Worth More Than Marilyn Monroe
"Victoria wanted a discount on the Monroe picture but the gallerist wouldn't go lower," our inside snitch said. "It was obviously really bothering her that she couldn't cut the price, so she made an impressive offer."
But as the British beauty (who really does have a sassy sense of humor) was leaving the event in an Escalade, she rolled down the window and made the mesmerizing offer to swap the blown-up picture of her and hubby getting hot and heavy (as featured earlier this year in W Magazine) in favor of the framed "Gentleman Prefer Blondes" flame; however, two Beckhams in the buff was still no match for Monroe, and Posh was politely declined.
Sweety, honey, Poshy-Poo, you're definitely on the wrong side of the pond if you think you can do an even swap of an original photo of Marilyn Monroe for your magazine spread photo of you and David. Go back to London where your plastic ass belongs!
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October 28th, 2007 12:51 AM
Brings to mind those old California raisin commercials..."ooh, I heard it through the grape vine-that I'm withered, think I'm sublime-we all know my tatas really aren't mine-the Cruises screwed us, now it's D-list time."
LOL Poop Scooper! Damn if I don't have her haircut as I sit here making fun of her raisin ass though.
October 26th, 2007 5:23 PM
Wow! that was just to my likes. I commend you on this one. The sun dried prune Posh should learn how to avoid the sun or else she is frying her little tiny bean inside her over bleached head. A brain. lol
It is sad to see those trailer trashers from England come over and have their fucked up altitude and we have to deal with it, by looking at her face that has nothing natural left.
My advice:
FACE TRANSPLANT, since hubbie has the $$$$$$$ but still cannot play....that is how you fool people. I love it.