Owen Wilson Has Bad Taste

Those of you who visit POTP know I don't mind Jessica Simpson at all. I'm kewl with her and her plummeting career and shitty love life. But she jumps on the wrong penises. There was Dane Cook, John Mayer, Owen Wilson. These guys aren't going to wanna commit to her double Ds like Nick Lachey did. But a girl's gotta have fun, I guess.

Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson were spotted on a date in Los Angeles, according to the new issue of Star magazine.

The two dined Sunday at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica before retiring to his Malibu home."He couldn't keep his hands off her," a witness tells the mag.

Apparently, sparks flew between the two Texans when they were in Austin on Oct. 16 to appear in a video with Willie Nelson.

Kate Hudson weirds me out. Then Owen tried to get in Mary Kate's panties, and now Jessica Simpson. Is he currently undergoing therapy? Obviously, some things still need fixin' upstairs.

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